Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
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the_real_dvd 21
I'm assuming you didn't bail him out.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I hope you didn't bail his sorry ass out let the waitress he was caught having sex with bail him out, I'm sorry your husband is a douche OP.
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Comments (183)
bigpops 12
feed em at home and they won't eat out...YDI
fabricatedego 5
I hope you left him
udolipixie 2
YDI for getting married when quite a lot of statistics/studies will show that most guys cheat.
udolipixie 2
YDI for not reading up on male infidelity statistics/studies that would have showed up this would most likely happen.
Aimee1331 9
What a douche :/
Puffgurl 6
What kind of idiot asks his wife to bail him out of jail then tells her he did that. I would leave him there
onlychildFTW 34
I hope you didn't bail him out and filed for a divorce.
wobbles69 5
Please tell me you didn't bail him out?!?!
hai_im_boo 7
You should have not bailed his sorry ass out. The waitress should (:
hopsternak 13
Hang up