Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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the_real_dvd 21
I'm assuming you didn't bail him out.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I hope you didn't bail his sorry ass out let the waitress he was caught having sex with bail him out, I'm sorry your husband is a douche OP.
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Comments (183)
swimmylife2012 5
I hope you left him there.
davincidasecond 24
Ugh. That's ******* nasty. Leave his ass to rot and get penetrated. And without the lube!
djsammyc 19
let his ass get handled by his cell mate if hes that horny
513cletus 11
Leave him sit on it, he let her sit on it.
Shiiya 14
Let him stay there for a night and reflect what he did
pikachuskittles 17
Oh wow that's just wrong on so many levels I'm sorry but he was a dick and deserves to be in jail and have that ***** of a waitress bail him out. I'd divorce him and throw all his shit out
dutch_girl13 20
Leave him there and don't let anyone bail him out for three days. That should teach him half a lesson. It's up to you to do the other half.
bakedgoods_ 3
just leave the dude. -.-
sickerthanyou 13
I'm guessing the husband will be having sex in jail too, but against his will likely, on a different note, how the hell does a guy end up having sex with waitress?, is it because he is good looking or is it a culture thing?
sundaebuns 4
alimony!
RabbitOfAurora 28
Why is everyone assuming he was cheating? If he called her and disclosed the reason for his arrest there's a reasonable chance they just have a sexually open relationship.
QueenSaru 28
If it was an open relationship I doubt she'd be writing about it on FML...