cantgetup
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
PRAISE THE LORD!
Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Gospel it is then!
Rei_Ayanami 18
It would be an impressive feat to be able to perform while listening to that. I recommend you buy her an iPod and a pair of earbuds.
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Doortje 30
Gospel it is then!
Nimmrodel 11
When she climaxes does she shout praise the lord?
rciccone 0
win ^^
zendaddy0 0
how did you find that out
SupermanXL 3
nice, 13.
AceArctic 4
During it she's saying "Oh God!" at the end she says "Halleluia!"
ThisGuyHere18 0
maybe that's not it, but instead OP only makes good love while listening to gospel.......?
ohSNAPyall 27
Good point 53
rebekahah 7
if it were me, I would feel really guilty having premarital sex while listening to gospel music. :/
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Oh God this is such a turn off
omgwtfbbq69 5
god is watching you...
iTaylor 0
Amen, soul sista.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
74 I would hope not
ieatcats 0
holy **** ^_^
MrFancy 0
The power of Christ compels her!
MissBunny25 0
praise Jesus!!
Nimmrodel 11
When she climaxes does she yell "oh praise the lord"?
jhoward7 0
^ no, just "oh god" lol
sarcasticbitch 7
maybe if she's christian and recognises sex without marriage as a sin than maybe she thinks that if gospel plays in the background the sin is neutralised?
RinaRina 9
ipod in ger ears a d get in on :D easy solution! stop whining! some men can't even make theyr girls climax!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
lol 109
xTrue25 0
FYL for even listening to that trash.
MrChocolateburri 0
I would learn to love gospel music.
bjr1208 3
Doesn't matter had sex
BahahahLOL 0
Play her some OFWGKTA.
rciccone 0
is that you in your pic?
CRrawsum 7
****.YES
CRrawsum 7
****.YES
CRrawsum 7
****.YES
CRrawsum 7
****.YES
DefineNormal 0
:D Brutal
tulsafml 0
****.YES.****.YES.****.YES.****.YES :D
atthegates 0
ur an idiot for posting an anagram that nobody understands....unless I'm the only one
zombieekillah93 0
ur not alone
FlapjackBP 0
KILL THEM ALL!!!!
rosha267 21
Well that's the name of the group but I never remember what it stands for
BahahahLOL 0
atthegates, you can suck on deez nuts. Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All.
countryboyj17 0
oh.... i was gonna go with Only **** With Ghonerrhea Kill Twenty Apes
braveblade74 0
It's Old ******* Women Get Kids To Assrape
182crazyking 9
COMBO BREAKER!!! Play dubstep. Anybody can ****** to that.
TylersBoo 0
162- haha that's funny(:
TylersBoo 0
162- haha that's funny(:
CaptainDoorknob 7
Yeah, I'd say you're the only one atthegates.
fenellaisacute 13
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All.
Rei_Ayanami 18
It would be an impressive feat to be able to perform while listening to that. I recommend you buy her an iPod and a pair of earbuds.
Jarvo_666 6
Well said.
ermkrmr 0
???
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
#145 it's so he doesn't have to hear the gospel music and feel bad about doing the dirty to it, duh
xTrue25 0
FYL for even listening to that trash.
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
it's not that bad, not my kind of music but it's kind of up lifting
lldimeco 3
bitch **** you life. gospels not trash.
ters19 10
178 your a dick
Nimmrodel 11
Nut up or shut up, your having sex why are you complaining.
Rei_Ayanami 18
you're*
Nimmrodel 11
Dammit I'm so ashamed I'll have to rethink my whole life now, or carry on as normal as I don't really care that much.
ZRogg 3
And suddenly, she has perfect grammar!
zendaddy0 0
^ win
Nimmrodel 11
You got me I'll back down and hang my head in shame.
Mr_Darkside 5
zombieland reference :3
Nimmrodel 11
lol watched it last night. :)
mjeter86 3
right kartilino!
ManAmongMen 0
ur good
rocketeer_97 1
65- some people actually care. just give the people who correct grammar a break, geez.
dbaldonado 0
your info about you, is verrrrrrry incorrect. maybe you should fix yourself before others(:
GlitchInMotion 0
their loss for caring so much then.
WOGBRO 6
Buy heaps of albums it will make u have Christmas early this year.
SassiestLemon 2
Love your picture! :D
DiamondFinish 0
Hey she loves Jesus too can you blame her?
valri3 0
Not really but people will still troll.
Quyzl 0
You can't compete with Jesus, he was hung like this. (Spreads arms)
Lacris 0
well said
T3P33_fml 0
I think it comes from her childhood, experiences with her priest...
Justice4None 0
God that bear is creepy...
tminihan 0
win !
fluffysponges 0
^^^win
AlunKey 0
hallelujah.
eliseaustin9 0
hahahah.
docscientist 10
Funny, gospel music makes me soft.
manhands21 6
why do you think gorls shout " oh god" when doing it. you didn't think they were thinking about you, did you?
Bekll 31
Even atheists have shouted "Oh god!" during sex and climax.
fluorescentadole_fml 8
living proof!
manhands21 6
*girls
LifeSucksbtw 0
who the **** are you correcting