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Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
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Top comments
summerloolooloo 0
How is that bad?
Wooddaver 0
haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"
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Comments (178)
Fsqu4red 5
whiteboy7thst
Seabeast1000 4
The girl I like has a facebook for her dog.
msDpenguin 0
nearly everyone has a fb page for their pets... how is this a FML?
haniam16 6
Awesome :)
mintstashinurtea 5
holy cow he cares about animals?! you better drop him now or he might do something crazy like ask you to dinner or get you a flower. in fact your likely going to have to move to a completly different state now...
e_stone_85 3
Hahahaha, I have totally considered making one for my cat!!! And my friends all say that if I do they will make one for their pets too!!! It is not a bad thing, just shows how much we love our pets and treat them as members of our families not just as accessories. This is not any FML unless you dislike animals.
sidkenney 0
Haha lol:) that's kinda awesome.
anakillme 6
thats the opposite of a problem
fantasyworld 39
Why do people have profiles for their pets?
shelzykid 12
When I was little, I was bored, so I made a Facebook profile for each of my dogs.