Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
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wow_just_wow 0
u shoulda said "how does this look in the dark?" and smacked him
interventions 1
tell him his penis looks bigger in the dark too.
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Comments (103)
napoleandynamite 0
dump him! im sure ur perfectly good looking in the light. he doesnt deserve you.
paopao2 0
this fml is old i read it like three day a go but in a difrent form
isaiaha11 2
vampire
eharmonee 0
But shawty don't take this the wrong way you look better with the lights off better with the lights off.
TouchDown_fml 0
Ouch...Next move is to get up and leave.
Phillay632 0
You should respect his honesty and be glad he didn't firmly place a brown paper bag over your head. You're also lucky he is dating you if you're that fugly. It's more of a FHL for having an ugly girlfriend.
wow_just_wow 0
u shoulda said "how does this look in the dark?" and smacked him
SparkleyTurtle 4
Or punched him in the man spot!!
napoleandynamite 0
#3, shut up #4, LOL
TurtleGenius 0
Correct response: "Oh, really? So do you. Funny coincidence..."
ThisisLegit 0
Wtf!
Frlf 0
Destroy him.
mf_fml 0
#4, i love you. hahaha.
pb_fml 0
Lol @ nickname: sadgf. That does suck though.