Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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Nightmare
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
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Next time, text me instead
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
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silky_mitts 11
Worse things have happened at remote log cabins
nonsensical 26
To those calling the boyfriend a dick, maybe something happened during the trip that made him decide to break up? I highly doubt he planned it to happen during a romantic getaway.
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Comments (58)
LunaaBluee 27
Why are some people such dickholes..
RebeccaRFT 18
Not every break up is planned. I doubt he purposefully spent/made her spend so much money on a getaway only to dump her
pjsr 33
Agreed. Maybe he felt hypocritical at the thought of having sex when he figured out he wasn't going to be staying in the relationship.
HoboMeth 36
getaway from him
incoherentrmblr 22
Before it turns into The Shining...
Jason89 16
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Mathalamus 25
well, sorry that you got dumped, but at least he had the courtesy to dump you in person.
XxDanno316xX 27
Yeah, in person. On a romantic getaway. How kind and thoughtful of him.
Mathalamus 25
maybe... something happened?
XxDanno316xX 27
I bet something did happen, how serious of that something we don't know... But there is a time and a place for everything. Break up with someone on a romantic trip in a secluded cabin? Probably could have waited.
I_Hate_Babies 3
So basically you're saying the ex boyfriend should have faked like everything was fine? Sorry, but no. If he wants to break up he doesn't have to wait for a moment that suits the op.
Dont_Give_A_Fuck 5
So basically you're saying the ex boyfriend should have faked like everything was fine. Sorry, but no. If he wants to break up he doesn't have to wait for a moment that is right for the op.
XxDanno316xX 27
That's not what I said at all. I said we didn't know how serious it was. if it was something minor like an argument over who left the seat up, perhaps wait. but if the op was being extreme then it's acceptable. Like I said. not enough information to judge.
XxDanno316xX 27
unacceptable* Sorry.
bigpaynetrain 17
I'm sorry:/ that's the worst
emanhernandez 22
Tie him up where there's no service and then leave
TheFount 21
That's really kinky. I like your style.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Yeah, and then get arrested! Great plan.
everythingelena 28
well that's awkward... Sorry that happened OP hope you left him alone in that remote cabin
nonsensical 26
To those calling the boyfriend a dick, maybe something happened during the trip that made him decide to break up? I highly doubt he planned it to happen during a romantic getaway.
the_real_dvd 21
Oh you and your voice of logic!!
BlackHawkSavior 28
Now you can dump the body where he dumped you
SecundusSecunda 27
Plot Twist: OP is secretly a serial killer and tried to kill her boyfriend in the remote cabin, but he escaped as he ran away screaming "We're through!"
pabj208 23
You got me!
SecundusSecunda 27
hahah glad to see you have a sense of humor! :)
silky_mitts 11
Worse things have happened at remote log cabins
Lalala579121 28
Yeah OP, just be glad the cabin isn't actually a cover for a secret monster research laboratory.
LostInTheZone11 29
Or near a source of flesh eating bacteria, or houses a tape recording that unleashes demonic spirits.