Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Guess who?
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
I hate this job
Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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ElricMustang 23
I was going to say "Nothing wrong with that; sounds fun!" and then I saw that you're male... Good luck, OP!
Agax 12
I don't understand why there are so many people obsessing over one movie that came out 8 months ago.
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Agax 12
I don't understand why there are so many people obsessing over one movie that came out 8 months ago.
AlaskanG 27
It seems to happen with every new Disney princess movie.
bobsanction 18
It's really damn good.
grouper 10
Because the topic is FROZEN
loathingloser 14
I like to eat my fries with ranch.
ElricMustang 23
Tangled is better, in my opinion
mz135 12
Just let it go
1dvs_bstd 41
I think I'm one of the few people who haven't seen that movie. But the obsession is something!..
isuckwithnames 22
Icy what you did there.
TheAtheistChild 10
I don't like Frozen. It's too childish for me, a 13 year old girl.
noelleflores97 12
When Frozen came out, it'd been a while since a REALLY good, heartwarming, family-friendly movie had hit the theaters. I loved it when I first saw it, but it makes me sad that people are so sick of it now because of how overdone the music is. People loved it so much, it became over-popularity
gracehi 33
It's funny you say that because I've been listening to the soundtrack in my car all day long, playing "Love Is An Open Door" and "Let It Go" over and over. I'm a little addicted to the music right now.
wellthen7154 12
It's good the first time, and I liked the songs the first few times... But my sister is obsessed and by the seventh time, you can hear the lines before they're said. If you haven't watched it, run. Run while you still can't hear Let It Go 24/7.
gracehi 33
Well, I don't have children so I only watch and listen on my terms. I actually just saw the movie again after not seeing it since Christmas time in theaters and just got the soundtrack. So I'm not sick of it just yet.
incoherentrmblr 22
So, you wanna f**k a snow man?...
bitchimabunnyz33 13
Stop trying to act so cool that your 13 and don't like frozen adults like it. No one cares how old you are, stop asking for attention.
onlychildFTW 34
I thought it was a really good movie...
vairyhagina 11
Yeah 74 stop having an opinion you attention *****!
beastmodez 9
I haven't seen it either. welcome to the club bro
Crossslide69 9
As soon as I saw this, I died a little from happiness on the inside haha this one deserves major props.
Helpfulman 17
Most overrated movie of the year. Most of its following is 20 year old males too.
Bloink 25
i really liked it because i always wanted elsas super power and it was cool to see a movie about it
cryptic26 12
60, I completely agree. I've said that exact same thing at work that frozen was a let down and tangled was way better.
Wewky 4
The Titanic sank over a century ago and it's still a heated topic.
thischiick42 3
I Think That Made My Day
sorahearts_fml 10
Agreed. But lion king is way better but since I was a 90's kid I guess it's a generation thing.
LunarServant 10
Isn't that the point??? I mean look the name.
MissSatan 16
Who knows if you're into it if you never try?
Frankie1234 9
I have to agree with you #155. I love The Lion King
BlueConverse 7
I happen to be thirteen and I enjoyed frozen. I don't see how that could make me childish.
BlueConverse 7
I'm not a 90's kid and I can agree with you on that, Lion King is the best Disney movie ever made(in my opinion).
Ilikepie82479 20
Yeah well it's been a year and 4 months now, and it still hasn't gone anywhere...so yeah
ElricMustang 23
I was going to say "Nothing wrong with that; sounds fun!" and then I saw that you're male... Good luck, OP!
sometimessam 16
So the question is, is this really a promotion for the business then?
Roskosity 22
Why not dress up as Hans or Kristof? Or even Sven? I heard they're having a big summer blowout on costumes at your store.
AninOnin 24
Or Olaf! You should get one of your coworkers to dress up as Sven and fight over a carrot in front of the shop.
juturnaamo 29
And then he can do whatever it is that snowmen do in summer.
kumarina 35
Don't worry OP, I bet you would look beautiful! Just play along with it
False_Stupidity 42
If you don't already have one, grow a moustache and a beard so that you look really out of place as a "princess" and make them regret forcing you into that role.
wellthen7154 12
I'm just hoping that OP is not like a body builder or some 6' 3" guy because someone of that build in Elsa's skin tight dress would creep me the **** out. -shudders- I don't know if a guy dressed in a dress is a good promotion. Sounds like it'll scare people AWAY, not bring them IN.
KVKdragon 26
Eh, I don't think it's a bad idea if it's a gender bent version of Elsa. So many cosplayers do that for their favorite princesses (and other female characters) if they're male. The only people that are going to judge are the people who can't appreciate inspirational effort and a good costume lol
zZLightZz 13
he is getting paid to work big dealll
illusong 16
My only concern is why would that company promote a guy to dress up as a princess...
davek 36
Just let it go!
englacobain 14
2, why the transfobia?
Inediblepeaches 15
@128 Maybe OP is transgender and has a really shitty transphobic boss?
pjsmamasan 10
oh man, I didn't even realize that!
magnetic_aura 26
Good catch! I didn't realize that until I read your comment.
klc20071989_fml 20
Someone there must not like you. Feel bad for you bro.
djinnsnme 19
You'll just have to learn to "Let it Go."
bobilina 12
"The clothes never bothered me anyway" Sorr,y I know that was horrible!
flurpiee 14
Or he could turn his back and slam the door.
ElricMustang 23
Or just not let them in or let them see
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Be the good boy your boss expects you to be...
TerraShadow 18
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know!!!
Awesomeify 15
But now we know!
cadillacgal79 32
I have to go, I have to go, I can't do this anymore.
The_4th_Doctor 13
I don't care, what people will say!
ElricMustang 23
Too bad his passion doesn't flurry from the air into the ground :/
IKickPuppiesHard 16
C-C-C- Combo Breaker!!!
Topasofmagic 17
Look at the bright side, you can find out if your a transvestite or not! :D
jack_jill05 14
first off, its "you're" not your. secondly, "transvestite." really?
ColonelCusswords 24
#19 just **** off grammer nazi. Nobody likes uppity shitheads correcting everything people are just trying to type for a good laugh
Nyarlothatep 12
Just a sweet transvestite, from transexual Transylvania...
1two3four5six 23
I'm hoping you meant transgender, because a transvestite is just another (impolite) way to say crossdresser.
Topasofmagic 17
Sorry, everybody, I'll blame the transvestite/transgender mess up on that English is my second language, but the your/you're thing is inexcusable! I'll go to a corner and think of what I've done!
Topasofmagic 17
Sorry, everybody, I'll blame the transvestite/transgender mess up on that English is my second language, but the your/you're thing is inexcusable! I'll go to a corner and think of what I've done! Oh, and #142 the rocky horror picture show! Love it!
TheComedyAudio 29
You should start singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty".
njgohard 16
This has to do with a Jewish guy's musical about New York street gangs...how, exactly?
waroftheroses 16
I read it as #6 singing it from Anger Management with Adam Sandler. Thats what I think of eveytime I hear the song.
TheComedyAudio 29
At least somebody got the reference
Pleonasm 36
inb4 a million Let it Go jokes.
False_Stupidity 42
A bit slow off the mark today Pleo, #4 already made a start.
Kewl_Kat 9
Looks like your not hansdling this well at all.
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Not sure if clever, subtle pun or horrible spelling... I love it.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Better hope it's Anna
beaverteaser 16
do you wanna build a snowman
TheDog6 24
No.