Today, my sister burned herself on purpose with a curling iron. Why? She thought it would be cool to have a scar that "tells a story." My sister is 22. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML
Today, my girlfriend cried and begged me not to leave her, saying her "hickey" was a burn from a curling iron. That might be believable if it was one on her neck and not in four places on her tits and thighs. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
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Christina Winden 22
Her scar story is that she’s an idiot. Hope she has fun telling that one to everyone who asks.
Paddlefoot 9
It worked... she just made you tell a story
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Comments (7)
genuinegoodguy 9
Oh. Dear. Me.
Christina Winden 22
Her scar story is that she’s an idiot. Hope she has fun telling that one to everyone who asks.
Chazzster 32
She’s an idiot. I hope it doesn’t run in the family.
Paddlefoot 9
It worked... she just made you tell a story
samomaha 17
A "curling iron scar" is a story? Really?? Wow - she really is a vapid little airheaded narcissist, isn't she?
SomeRandomUser 19
Harry Potter is going to be so jealous.
princess_stabitty 20
Your sister is one of the reasons why we need Darwin Awards.