anonymous
United States
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
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complic8d3vil 0
next time just shit or piss on him!
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
christ almighty this has to be one of the most creative illustrations ever!
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complic8d3vil 0
next time just shit or piss on him!
bombtastic 10
^ this. lol what a douche.
ramboman19 8
yeah I agree #1!!!
Thabb 0
Doesn't he realize you were just trying to get his attention? He's an idiot.
bobdidou 0
ydi for waking him up
katTKD 0
should have punched him in the face
vballerlover07 0
Did you piss/shit yourself?
Sm90 0
My first reaction from someone punching me is to get him back; of course after somewhat secinds of the pain goes away and am full aware of how to get him back again.. and if he says sorry I was dreaming and that was my first reaction, tell him sorry I was sleep walking too and that was my first reaction too, you'd be even.
venusvsmars 2
am I the only one who thought that this was a natural response from a guy? like when someone scares you, you punch them just by instinct?
Stevefett 0
After he hit you did you piss or shit yourself?
lololol32 0
Why are you people saying OP should piss on the guy? If it were me, I woulda just thrown him off the plane.
cartuner555 0
You shoulda just pissed on him. Hell, if it was R.Kelly, he woulda liked it.
samanthadude 0
I agree with 32, i would have kicked his ass then threw him out the plane. -_-
The1AndAnonymous 2
ouch. bet you didn't have to use the bathroom anymore
7mood75 7
Maybe he was sleep punching.....
kdkorz 7
R. Kelly pissed on *other* people.
venusvsmars 2
iicaptain your dog is absolutely adorable
kalikit 0
right!
BuddyChristSays 0
I hate these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
sixthsense 0
It doesn't matter what gender you are, when he goes back to sleep you either take something big and heavy and sucker punch him right in the middle of the face OR you take something big and heavy and sucker punch him in the gonads. Then proceed to go the restroom in the restroom.
SilenNex 0
agree, piss in him, plus i dunno bout op, but when i get hit in the stomach, i piss myself, so sux for you op
Melgros 0
28- Wtf are you saying? Make sense, you ******* spic.
raymel 5
Florida :) and btw op major suckage
deathcab7 0
well, you could just be likee moooveee bitchh! and proceed to pushing them out of the way, then walking on by to the restroom, i mean, that approach always works. (:
anonhxc 0
That's called assault my friend
danieltheman 0
lol hi Kim Anthony
Sm90 0
haha, crap, this is embarrassing. I was going through some fml's and also going through the comments and I see that my friend earlier today ended up using my account to leave that comment from earlier, now I understood what she was trying to tell me. Sorry. I'll keep a better secure on my account.
ladiesman14 0
this is when you show someone MUAY THAI like tony jaa. those movies are awesome.
hjordis 2
I would have punched you too, if you startled me. Still, FYL.
Laxer21 0
ydi for waking up a tired person
RGHTre 0
WTF? This is a YDI for sure. Never wake a sleeping man.
kk2krazee 0
OMG...
ARScratch 0
damn
duckman9 55
actually, yes! you are the only one having that natural reflex.
FarSide 23
I would have stomped the living dog shit out of you.
gman90210 18
Woulda punched him in the head.
jarrettd 27
Kakaka combo breaker!!
jjpavo 0
lol wow FYL
PimpdaddyCJT 13
why was his first reaction to punch you are you that ugly jk jk he is an asshole
afatmonkey 0
Man, everytime I ride an airplane there's this homeless dude in the back stroking a rubber ***** and humming the Mickey Mouse theme song. Whenever I confront him about it, he just moans and jacks off the person in front of him. Which I find kind of funny. But still gross.
NellyBaby 0
haha why would a homeless guy be on an airplane anyway?
thescottymo 4
What?
mydesire 5
did u end up peein ur pants?
Majstr 23
Better on his pants.
tiftif567 0
at least your not pregnet
MudPuddleMica 0
Sounds like my boyfriend.
MudPuddleMica 0
A return sucker punch to the balls usually evens things out a bit, OP. Your ovaries don't have to take that shit without a fight =]
LinkinParkPlaya 0
auch...
ARScratch 0
I'd like to plow you two. Lol :)
Darko21 5
What a dick. Sorry.
whcwtexan 0
I hope you kicked him in the nuts!
MudPuddleMica 0
Yeah, a return sucker punch to the balls usually evens things out a bit. Our ovaries don't have to take that shit without a fight.
HeyMina 0
^ I second that.
daotherfish 0
17 u are ver beautiful I hope u know that
holmcross 0
Press assault charges.
dunni786 0
patience is a virtue, wait until the flight lands find him in baggage....and wind that right foot back. The rest will be history
yelwarc 0
what if op is left footed?
BuddyChristSays 0
and now the problem grows...
dunni786 0
well im sure the OP is smart enough to swap feet :/ if not then....OP is an idiot.
nilrem_fml 0
when he goes back to sleep take a crap on him or maybe you already did take a shit haha