Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
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Top comments
GenevieveL 0
Yeah, Angelina Jolie is probably sexier than you too. Who cares what some drugged out asshole on the street says?
Foxracingluver 0
think of it this way... he said his gf was SEXIER which makes u sexy but her more.. so if anything he was calling u a sexy bitch... damn girl damn ur a sexy bitch a sexy bitch damn ur a sexy bitch damn girl!
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bloodyhell9398 0
first!
Secret_Fire_King 0
**** you..
DieInAHole 0
who gives a shit.
Melkezidech 0
Slap hiss ass, pull his hair, and call him Martha. That'll show him.
PurpleSquirrel 0
If you're so annoyed by people saying first, why are you even reading the comments?
wordgirl 0
Purple, that makes no sense. Why can't you enjoy reading the comments but HATE reading idiots writing "first!" like a lame asshole who failed first grade?
Rustbin 0
Or you could just not pay attention and respond to everyone who says "first"? Let them be, what do you care exactly?
nmsm 1
Everyone just wants to be first, or at least up there. That's why they reply to the first comment. I feel sorry for #2 ...
Hunts160 5
it's so true! lol
_swimcutie_ 0
ummmm yeah..stop whining. someone prob told him to do it.
jessiegirrl 0
I sort of this that he hi girlfriends ass ugly and your hot and he just WISHES that what he said was true.
thor89 0
Well spank his ass and call him Charlie
thundercats29 0
He was drunk, who would say that?
masterrbASIAN 0
twhat?
fireobsessed 0
hell ya totally wasted. he proally saw u nd got a boner
WhatANoob 0
#41 No offense, but you ALSO replyed to number 1. But ten so did I..and...wait...and then...flame war....kittens.....pornography...........PENIS! I'M S CUPCAKE GIRL
crazycornn 0
drunk or high, and also probly doesn't even have a girlfriend x)
Bamfy 0
2 camels in a tiny car!!!
indigodemigod 0
you look like a retard. try getting muscles before posing shirtless on the intarwebs, ya stupid noob.
coltsluvr123 2
ass slaps show interest...
rachel7482 0
turn around and say that supermodel must b way to good for u cuz she looks great!
roxyisahottie 3
ummm...
pohkerfayce 0
that's random..
Brendan3693 0
41 this is a dumb question sry. did you draw your icon thing?
orphne 0
wow, what a douche.
bridgette5866 0
Duhooch.
khujo97 0
WTF dude that's like complety random I can't like even think if that happing
SomeonethingStup 0
Meh, I'm sure if he had said "Damn girl you're way sexier than my girlfriend", she would have just thought he was creepy.
zebra_pillow 0
agree with number 2
inconvienentgurl 0
Awww hun I bet your cute and he thought you were someone he knew but was mistaken
Shamzzz 0
Random Retard.
ralphv16 1
how random!
MeTheBeast 22
This is what we call the practice of douchbaggery!
dreamer15 0
ouch
GenevieveL 0
Yeah, Angelina Jolie is probably sexier than you too. Who cares what some drugged out asshole on the street says?
TheQuiet 2
agreed.
Jman0509 0
wow that sucks. but that guy is just an asshole
Foxracingluver 0
think of it this way... he said his gf was SEXIER which makes u sexy but her more.. so if anything he was calling u a sexy bitch... damn girl damn ur a sexy bitch a sexy bitch damn ur a sexy bitch damn girl!
scorpio95 0
made me laugh
Starfire22 5
awww, that's a nice way of looking at it!
TempestJones 0
Totally agree with Fox! When people randomly insult you out of nowhere like that they're either trying the kindergarten tactic of insult/punch them if you like them and runaway or else they are overcompensating for wanting you or what you have when they shouldn't....
fireobsessed 0
that's how 2 put it
nutycowboy 3
that's what he thinks...you shouldn't care OP
fuckyouasshole66 0
your peob ugly as **** lmao
Olympian94 0
Lmao...were you eating with his girlfriend?
bluesclues72 0
The real question is, was she eating his girlfriend?
DieInAHole 0
he only said it to make himself feel better. he was so jealous of ur sexiness he thought he should insult u to make him feel better about his unsexy gf. see, its all a subtle compliment. u just gotta read between the lines. :)
Blue_Black_fml 21
Agreed :)
fegd 0
I can't imagine someone going up to an ugly person and saying "my girlfriend is sexier than you". It really sounds like he found you too attractive for him and did that as way of putting you down.
Sparkey 0
Crappy FMLife comment system