Wtfbruhimmovingout
Toronto, Canada
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Entitled parents suck.
Overreaching
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Prince George, Canada
Naughty girl
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
whyme
Economic abuse
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
butihelppaythebills
Parenting 101
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
InkedGirl
She'll get over it, one day, maybe
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Yesenia
Well hello sinners…
Today, I learned that ever since I got a tattoo, my mother had edited her will, said I was no longer her daughter, and took me out of it. While my sister got a payout, I basically missed out all because of a small tattoo of a flower on my ankle. I’m a single struggling starving mom. She knew this. FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
ouchieouch
United States
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
StayPositive
United States
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Top comments
hi_there4397 18
*Your mother's logic* "How dare you get a permanent marking on your skin! Let me give you this other permanent marking to teach you a lesson!"
Murilirum 23
Yeah, because branding is so much cooler these days.
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Comments (103)
lahutchins 23
Crazy lady!!!!
couchcat 25
Dat name doe.
derpina72 23
Wellllll....are you 18 or older OP?
itsme82 18
Your mother is a psycho.
neepmeep 8
She is cray cray
higgysaurus 18
Even in jokes, cray cray is never ok.
Marteen75 1
It is simply lay lay to leave out the 'z' in cray cray
SouL_WraitH 12
wonder what's the tattoo...
toooldforthis 19
A heart tatt that says dad
Lalala579121 28
Right above his ass.
SystemofaBlink41 27
A tramp stamp that says "My Dad Rules".
Murilirum 23
Yeah, because branding is so much cooler these days.
Cllama 10
all the kids are doing it!
hi_there4397 18
*Your mother's logic* "How dare you get a permanent marking on your skin! Let me give you this other permanent marking to teach you a lesson!"
beeferjay 34
certified bitch lol
Chloe555_fml 27
That's assault brotha!
Miss_Chevious 37
Does your tattoo say "Mother F*cker" ?
Senseless_487 29
Talk about crazy. My mom came after me with a knife when I got my first tattoo. Said she was gonna carve it out. She eventually got over it, thought. I hope your mom does, too!
interesting33 37
Wth? That is abuse - that is awful!
Senseless_487 29
Yeah, she's psycho. She wasn't successful, though. She finally accepted the fact that she couldn't control me. Didn't talk to me for a few weeks, though.
Earths_Venus 25
Yeah, mine screamed abuse at me for weeks about how it's permanent and I'm a useless piece of shit and an embarrassment to the family. I finally lost it and told her "it's a little bit less permanent than having two kids with a man you didn't love and cheated on"... That shut her up real quick.
skeletalman 11
World's most savage ************ right here
Senseless_487 29
59, that's the most hardcore answer ever. You have my respect.
nitros15 5
Ouch that sounded kind of rough man like I get it she upset you but she's still your mom, by the sound of your story she pretty much raised the two of you alone.. Cut her a bit of slack
Senseless_487 29
Her mom didn't do anything to earn respect or slack by calling her a useless piece of shit, or an embarrassment. I'd say her response was well warranted.
beeferjay 34
don't tell her about the drunken goat orgy then...
leogachi 15
@10 Plot twist: Mom hosted the orgy.