Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML
Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
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CathyCraaazy 8
Painful .. but YDI for trying to straighten your eyelashes! For FUN?
amerwin 3
Try your pubes next.
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Comments (422)
CathyCraaazy 8
Painful .. but YDI for trying to straighten your eyelashes! For FUN?
DropDead77 11
ydi! there's no reason to straighten your eyelashes!?
kaylanicole1255 1
YDI. What sane person does this!?? If you had thought this through you would have realized how stupid it was. Ofcourse your gonna get burnt! No matter how small your straightner is, your eye lashes are 100 times smaller! Im in shock at how much of a YDI you are!
cmyk 19
op. you are so very much an complet idiot. seriously. i hope you don't breed.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Nah, maybe she has curly eyelashes. xD
Tuesdays76 0
I thought everybody straightens their eyelashes!
layz_fml 0
YDI! How stupid, next time use mascara or something if you want nice eyelashes xD
Jrefinne 7
I wasn't under the impression that eyelashes were curly or frizzy.
BelleElle_fml 5
OP, you're one of those idiots who drinks Red Bull then jumps down from a second-story window to see if the wings worked, aren't you? YDI.
Allstarr23 1
Please don't have children
CheckMyProfile 17
I'm wondering how long are OP's eyelashes! O.o
yuggi1 11
I heard of eyelash curler but not straightener. o.O But then again I'm 94 years old!!!
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
I curl my lashes. I wouldn't ever straightened them. o_O
EvilPotato 15
OP gives a whole new meaning to stupid I have to make a word up now,Øk, i got one lintzpinkton
itskeilibaybeex 0
yeah ikr i permed mine so i dont have to straighten them
CitrusGirl 0
Silly silly... You need to buy an eyelash straightener.
aavatar10 0
That's more dumb than me straightening my hair with an iron.
esu 5
c'mon op straightening your lashes is definitely a no go
livy0611 0
haha
MissBrainDamage 0
How much ******* crack were you smoking?! YDI
Finn_the_human 5
This has serious educational value!
Ihatethesenames 0
I always wondered if u could take it
Kittehx3 0
annnndyyyyy 6:D
josiej0j0 0
that's freakin hilarious!!
legitasaurusrex 0
I just had the strangest impulse to go and try this. I guess I shouldn't, though.
agentx52 13
OP...don't reproduce.
AmericanGirl69 0
there's a reason why mascara was invented.
chellexx 0
lol@242 I also had that thought even tho I know how dumb that would be
luckielucyy 0
Indeed! ^_^
isaidwhat 0
I agree, retard! this is the kind if people I would know...Shame:(
catatonicsleep 17
that was very dangerous and stupid, you could have blinded yourself OP
dasilva777 0
^haha too funny
lolmyendoff456 7
WTF what was going through ur head???
Quxxxxd 0
Haha :D whats YDI by the way?
CathyCraaazy 8
YDI = You Deserved It :)
pancakesrock 7
HOW LONG ARE HER EYELASHES
cloudy01 0
lol
LunaNstars 0
this is the stupidest FML i've ever read! it's shocking. :O
chester75 5
this FML is completely absurd,NOBODY is this stupid except maybe docbasterd hahaha.
tulsafml 0
^ speaking of Hank hill it seems like op is a dumbass
lilobennett 0
omg why would you even need to straighten you eye lashes? YDI!
hobojo11 0
wtf unles you have 4 inch eyelashes uhh ya wtf
tsim_fml 0
i think its sadder that you think this is an FML. i mean ya it sucks but thats wat happens when u have fun..... its life bruh
sieera00 8
Wow ur a dumbass
amerwin 3
Try your pubes next.
sterlingarcher 1
haha wow that's a little weird.. lol anyways ydi for being a dumbass and trying to straighten your eyelashes.. seriously come on who does that?
BellyDancinCheer 0
3-haha i agree! OP was already stupid enufff!
alex1432 9
Good idea 3
flamegrilled123 3
hopefully, it will mean that he/she doesn't reproduce and make retard babies
ImaWiseGuy 5
I agree 141 ^^ please do not contaminate this planet with your retarded seed, your parents have already weakened the gene pool enough......
Pinklady1_fml 0
hahah your funny #3
Ohmygiluvcookies 0
OP must be a SMER
Ohmygiluvcookies 0
OP must be a SMER
autezz24680 2
201, what's a SMER????
staceysgenesis16 0
haha hmm wat a great idea.. why dont you try it and tell us all how well it works! lolol
albertafootball 0
ya exactly what I was thinkin
thefujimanlives 4
lmfao !!!!!!! AGREED!!!!!!!
damselchelle 4
no.
raesos91 26
don't forget the ass hair xD
thatguynamedsky 32
HERPPERPITOOTILYDERP HAPPY 4/20 BISHESSSSS
thatonename 7
you said it yourself, that was pretty stupid.... YTDI
Skittlesbaby 7
I agree. at what point did you decide it was a good idea?
eezypeezylifeisb 0
Today I decided to be a complete moron.. oh no wait... thats everyday.
autezz24680 2
omg the OP is so stupid! why would you straighten your eye lashes? YDI.
BellyDancinCheer 0
actually id have to say FYL, bcuz OP's life is obvi fuckedd
LaurennEllee 1
WTF why would you even use a hair straightener?!?! YDI
DeviousAngel 13
Why not?
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
OP likes to try different things, of course!
capitalone 0
you want straight eyelashes?
lindsaylu98 0
i like your abbs!! ;p
tmmundy 17
lmao # 114, there probably spray on abs. or not even his real pic. haha.
jupiter80 0
254- ur just probably jealous
staceysgenesis16 0
lmao abbs
sydneybatch 4
agree(:
DeviousAngel 13
Yeah, I was almost positive that most girls wanted eyelashes that CURLED nicely, not straightened. Almost positive.
capitalone 0
ahha thanks? :)
FreakenJewtastic 0
And I want you to put some pants on, number 6.
lookcutelivedirt 0
when did this fml become about his abs. there just abs
No_LoveMM 3
Next time straighten your nose hairs. Guys dig that.
kyanisaurus 0
damn right
soccerlvr27 0
winning(: lmao
SchiTzenGiglez 0
win
nerdsgetmehot 23
Your stupidity amazes me.
patric14 0
WTF 102 FMLs and only 1 confirmed is your life full of FML every day??? and u look like ur 16 just saying!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#229 The FMLs I submitted are all just the same 6 or 7 FMLs, submitted multiple times (but re-worded). You can submit the same FML more than once. And yeah, I look young. So what? It just means that I'll still look young when I'm older...And that will be a good thing. :)
autezz24680 2
nerdsgetmehot is 21 by the way, if you've been on FML lately you would know tht. dumbass.
psychokitty1622 0
Haha that's the spirit! Sometimes I think I look really young but I try to remember that.
chammi 0
229, what is the point of your comment other than you stalking her profile? stfu.
greatdane2119 0
more sad*
Mindtrap 0
thank you
docscientist 10
No, sadder is fine.
Maclaine21 15
Sadder makes more grammatical sense...
geege1992 3
or that you used the word "sadder"??
darkmis1 18
Actually "sadder" is perfectly fine.
kickboxer1 0
nice car:)