Eponine13
Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Did she say yes at least?
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
claubea11
Ponce, Puerto Rico
Today, I decided to light a lantern and watch it fly with my girlfriend after midnight. The neighbor's tree caught fire. FML
Stephanie
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Abeille
Canada
Handful
Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML
Loser
Karma
Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML
wolf boy
United States
Taking it too far
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
wjones
United States
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year-old guy. FML
1ndustrytx
United States
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
treehugger
Singapore, Singapore
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
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blueknight1st 26
Your sister sounds awesome.
Jackey 29
Well, unless it's into some serious kink, I don't think the tree got anything out of it.
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Comments (12)
bloopaloop 27
That does sound like fun!
KeepOnTruckin' 10
She sounds like a bit of a hothead
RichardPencil 32
I’m not sure where the FML is here. Everyone in the story seems to be having fun, and isn’t that what it’s all about?
Jackey 29
Well, unless it's into some serious kink, I don't think the tree got anything out of it.
Winter_95 11
I mean it sounds to me like the sister was trying hurt op so not really, after all getting down a butning tree you either jump off or climb down and burn yourself
BurnInDemonFire 39
She was right. Gotta make S'mores somehow.
blueknight1st 26
Your sister sounds awesome.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Are you: a: From Wisconin or Alabama b: In a romantic relationship with each other and c: Usually wearing camo or dungarees?
Jackey 29
F(the trees)L
mccuish 25
Sounds like my kind of sister
hfnsjsnsjzns 18
can't even paint the picture of you chasing your sis all over places after you finally manage to get down the tree
revidffum69 22
You must have either climbed a dead tree, or it was soaked in gasoline. Otherwise it would have taken an awful lot to light a tree on fire, and given you plenty of time to climb back down. Unless it were a pine tree that was dry I guess.