Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BigKid
Grow up
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
no she wasn't high
Garland, United States
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML
drewcaver
Houston, United States
Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML
awkwardpineapples
Birmingham, United States
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
UghDude
Austin, United States
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Anonymous
Bangor, United Kingdom
No introductions needed
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
szechuansauce
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
madeleine
Gummy
Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML
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dcarney7 8
Tell her that's not what waxing means
needsomefunny 15
That's not what they mean when they say you need more colors in your diet.
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dcarney7 8
Tell her that's not what waxing means
oj101 33
I dread to think what OP's sister would try to do with the crayons if they mentioned bikini wax.
mealsonwheels 12
I'm fairly certain OP doesn't want anything to do with his sisters "downstairs"
mariepastyglue 30
I just really would like to know why does your life suck for having caught your sister eating crayons? Shouldn't her life be the one sucking for doing such weird shit!? I guess the sucky part for you would be having crazy people in your family...
ThedaRose 15
OP - Maybe you should sign her up for that reality show where people are addicted to inedible objects!
Snazzy_Snaz 17
She's just waxing her mouth hair :D
SwaggCapone 11
Were they crayola? they're supposedly non toxic
needsomefunny 15
That's not what they mean when they say you need more colors in your diet.
Michael_92 20
It's not!? Well ****...
noir_heart 8
Maybe she was trying to poop rainbows
revolution4ever 14
Well when they have names like blueberry and grape how could you possibly resist eating them?
tabbydionysis 18
You're right. She just wanted to taste the colors of the rainbow!
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
My favorite deliciously named crayons are peach, asparagus, blueberry, wintergreen, watermelon, and flesh.
UnicornFarts 15
Can't forget macaroni and cheese.
jondivey 9
Ha...ha....... uh ha.... Cannibal..... yeah.....
tomgun_fml 16
Yummy..
DJisHere11 19
...I know she just wanted too taste the rainbow.
TheBrochure 22
"Next time on 'My Strange Addiction'..."
tomgun_fml 16
Lol didn't they already have an episode like that?
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
At least most crayons are non-toxic. She could have been eating dryer sheets.
Branflakes78 13
Non-Toxic or not, its still gross and a tad werid cause shes 19
laranicolebaby 25
I was thinking the exact same thing lol beat me to it
allie2590 31
Maybe she's hoping to poop like a unicorn.
Kallian_fml 21
Taste the rainbow! Shit the rainbow!
Peeves_fml 17
Those crayon names sure sound appetizing though...peach, orange, cinnamon
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
My favorite deliciously named crayons are peach, asparagus, blueberry, wintergreen, watermelon, and flesh. Hehe.
Epikouros 32
Yeah, it was funny the first time, Wednesday. BTW, don't eat asparagus, it makes your piss taste horrible.
kurk626 11
I don't know about taste. .. but I heard it makes your piss smell horrible lol
tommylover842 23
You can't tell the same joke twice. Didn't anyone ever teach you that 29?
Thi3fstheme 9
Show her their flammable
mzrobinson 13
Their flammable what?
chuka81 27
We all have weird habbits. I chew my tongue every now and then.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
That's not really as strange as eating crayons...
Blaphlafagus 19
I chew my tongue all the time, in fact I was chewing it when I read this comment, I don't find it weird at all, eating crayons at 19 years old certainly is though
hallix 21
At least she isn't using them as makeup?
jondivey 9
"Do you like me now, huh??? Do you?!?! Yeah, what about if i do this." i hope someone gets the reference.
SlapAndTickle 20
The one time I was wrongfully arrested I had to spend about 2 weeks in the local jail. Women actually did this for make-up. They had to remove them from the list of items you could buy. Don't even get me started on how they had a "fashion show" and torn their clothing for 'the runway'. They put all of us on lockdown. Crazy bitches.
Lilxpie 18
#50 - All she wanted to know was why she couldn't get a boyfriend. XD