outie
Genetics
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I have an 'outie' belly button, and he didn't want our potential kids to have one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
coffee_princess
Canada
Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML
Tara115
Courtenay, Canada
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Fuck you I'm crying I would give you so many kids
Mutilation denied
Today, the man I thought I'd marry dumped me in a parking lot, because I insisted that any boys would be circumcised so my son wouldn't be confused. He literally said, "Circumcision is a deal breaker. Get out of my car." FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
K3you
United States
Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Anonymous
Nice guy
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
limegreengiraffe
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Lubbock, United States
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Anonymous
Bellefontaine, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Someone's ex-boyfriend failed Biology.
Chazzster 32
He just now noticed that?
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Chazzster 32
He just now noticed that?
RichardPencil 32
I'm sure that's the real reason he dumped you. I'll bet you didn't understand why he hated being told to smile. That makes more sense!
Gemfez 17
He’s an idiot. He saved you some future hassles.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Someone's ex-boyfriend failed Biology.
crashtestdumplin 16
That’s... that’s not how belly buttons work. Well you deserve someone better anywho.
TxKitten 8
So, at least you didn't waste any more time with the moron.
deaper 16
You’re better off without such a [BLEEPING] dumbass for a boyfriend!
Dylan Borum 2
G him Z
Jason Lammers 4
You probably wouldn't want to reproduce with someone that stupid, anyway. You dodged a bullet!
peterblackmer91 12
Since I'm assuming you've always had the outie I'm guessing that's not why he dumped you.