Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
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24788 7
Haha, it's a dog. Same brain as a man.
epoh_fml 0
how is that cute? O_o
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Comments (87)
RODEOqueen 0
I go outside with my dog to let them go potty. Otherwise you never know what they've been doing. They can get easily distracted.
chrisauh 4
CATS SUCK
ChrissyRawr 0
indeed :P
FreshSalad 1
ydi for leaving your dog outside for an hour. maybe if you walked with the dog it wouldve gone
Toodle_doo 15
What do you know, you're a salad
kniffen 0
I disgree
iheartjustinsane 0
OMG YDI FOR OWNING A DOG OMG I'M SO COOL AND CAN'T SEE WHY PEOPLE LIKE DOGS BECAUSE THERE IS A HUGE FLAW IN MY PERSONALITY.
findley 0
that happens to me all the time. not that bad more of an mlia
huskydude18 0
hmm my view on this depends on how old ur dog is... if it's like a little puppy its like ahaha hes so cute with his tiny bladder.. but if its like on the verge of death and limping around your house its like eww i hope its prostate isnt on my carpet
CAhereIcome 0
lol. hope it doesnt prostrate on my carpet
tylemire360 0
who leaves there dog outside for an hour??????
sneezingish 2
someone who has a yard?
babygirl316 0
haha that's what my dog does but only he *****! (:
drwcomics 1
you can't just let your dog out and stay inside, they want you near them. If you go out with them then you'll greatly decrease the tines when they only pee when they come back inside.