Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML
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Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
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24788 7
Haha, it's a dog. Same brain as a man.
epoh_fml 0
how is that cute? O_o
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Comments (87)
dont_stop_believ 0
epic fail but pee on the carpet?? your dog is super smart
remfire 0
The dog was giving you a sign of his feeling with you not going out to play with him!
luluforever2 0
ahahahaha dogs are supposed to stay outside. that happens to every owner who has a dog.
Breekachu718 3
I would be.. fuckiing. pissed. sorry op.
luluforever2 0
clean it up. problem solved
SlicNic007 0
48 ,28's , 24, and 25 are all increadibly good looking
yourefreakindumb 0
Ya, you should kill yourself that's so bad. You're ******* pathetic just kick his ass and lick it up and then kill yourelf.
ivyshade 0
my dog pulls that crap all the time
danabee09 0
haha! this one made me laugh. my dog tries to pee on the rug when she can't go outside.
Dopeyrox 0
beat his ass and he won't do it again. train your dog lol