Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
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24788 7
Haha, it's a dog. Same brain as a man.
epoh_fml 0
how is that cute? O_o
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Comments (87)
Acari 0
Haha my dogs always do this.
tyson77 0
owned noob
Crotcho_fml 0
nothing wrong with leaving ur dog outside for an hour. people, they're dogs. they play outside & be dogs outside. you know, digging & rolling around in their shit... it's a DOG!!! it's not a baby. OP that sucks FYL. I also just wanna say I hate my cat & am getting ready to list her on craigslist for pissing on everything in my dang house whenever I leave. ugh
juicehoneyhugz 0
nyayahaha. i drooled laughing at this one. well you have to undestand that it is a dog. just have some patience. they just to cute to be punished. lol
prc_ 5
YDI Take the dog to a walk and it pees outside. Its trying to give you a hint.
MiamiJeanPierre 0
I'd pick up his pee with a rag and beat him with the wet rag. -.- I love dogs but they sure can be stupid sometimes
partyman007 0
that dog would get an ass kicking from me
Nuahavizu 17
i heart cats
cheech95 0
story of my life
huskydude18 0
i hate people that hit on girls on fml..its embarrasing