Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, a 4 year-old saw me and started crying and screaming like heck. I mean, I knew that I didn't look good, but this is too much. FML
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Top comments
Dr_Phil 0
Am I the only who thinks watching the video of your birth with your entire family is kind of ... weird?
yotsu 14
Yeah, being drugged up and/or in severe pain will do that. When my Dad told my Mom "Honey, we have two beautiful baby girls" she replied with " Frankly, I don't give a F***"
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Comments (33)
Dr_Phil 0
Am I the only who thinks watching the video of your birth with your entire family is kind of ... weird?
airforce987 20
yes I agree, that would be very awkward. wow, I'm the only one to respond to #1? or did they all get modded for not being related to #1's comment? lol
theking12369 0
yes the whole family will see ur moms junk
sammy0002 0
thats 100% messed up and super hilarious!!!!!!!!!! you can't blame her for wanting a handsome and cute baby though :-0
ajh557 22
Agreed, op saw his moms vag pop him out that's just plain old gross
DLBL 23
It's utterly FUBAR. Ew.
infantrygirl 0
I wouldn't be too concerned. She was probably pretty drugged-up, and well, babies aren't exactly the prettiest things when they first come out. lol
hippo23 0
I agree, it's probably nothing personal.
nriney 0
when babies are born there ugly as shit
yotsu 14
Yeah, being drugged up and/or in severe pain will do that. When my Dad told my Mom "Honey, we have two beautiful baby girls" she replied with " Frankly, I don't give a F***"
poopooplater996 0
This is the best comment ever lmfao
MegaElectric 1
Ahhhh priceless...
pinkfrenchrose 5
LOL @ Above.
pommeblossom 0
I'm sure you're not!
sapphirebaby96 0
babies look like horrifying aliens covered with blood and placenta juice when they're first born, i'd agree with your mom even if you were brad pitt. nothing to worry about, you're pretty on the inside =]
ell3x0 0
ICALLBS
TheImmaculate 0
My father would say things like that, but always in a joking way. Maybe she was joking. =P
Etc80 0
Yep, newborn babies are ugly. And #4: HAHAHA, fantastic!
sharpe15 0
maybe you shouldn't be so ugly
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Maybe you should learn how to not be a jackass.