Anonymous
United States
Another one?
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Traditional values
Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML
WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1!
United States
Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like, "I'm a bear." FML
butchapparently
Passing
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Missed connections
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
shastadoe
Los Banos, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Anonymoys
Pansexuality awaits you
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
datgirl92
Toronto, Canada
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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TheMathMajor 26
Tell him you're a vampire.
person961 9
Get into character, be his werewoman!
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meggieeee51 9
Use it to your advantage!
RachelRampageXD 6
Marry that man
twisted_cherub 14
Look, OP, if you think that's too weird stop crushing on him. I don't get how it's an FML when you find out something unique about a guy you don't currently have any involvement with. You either still like him or don't. That being said, if you still like him, talk to him about it. It's probably not as weird as you think. As long as he doesn't take it to extremes it's just a harmless personality trait that makes him unique and interesting.
br0ccoli 15
50- I guess the writer of Twilight has never seen the old Nosferatu movies to know what a real vampire is supposed to act like. I still think Bella is an idiot and a bad role model for young women. I cringed when a friend of mine said that she "couldn't put it down when I read it."
1happymummy 14
If he were monroe from grimm id be 'crushing on him' too. And yes I know he's not a werewolf, but he's a wolf of sorts and a damn fine one at that.
jackie_rae12 0
Lmao. Jacob from twilight?
laden_swallow09 35
No. Scott Howard from "Teen Wolf"
MerrikBarbarian 9
113- I couldn't put it down either... Was just to damn horrible... So bad it was funny. I kept reading to see how much worse it could get. Btw I'll be the one at the final movie in a werewolf costume wearing a Team Edward shirt just to **** with everyone's minds. :p
twisted_cherub 14
Zomg, "Twilight" has ruined many, many things. At least they were blatantly wrong so everyone (except, apparently, emotionally under-developed females and mindless band-wagon consumers) wouldn't believe the characters depicted as accurate representations.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Now all I can think is that 10 ways to meet a monster video.... Teen werewolves *shakes head*
XxchristinasmhxX 0
I hope you don't ask him out on a full moon!