Anonymous
United States
Another one?
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Traditional values
Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML
WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1!
United States
Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like, "I'm a bear." FML
butchapparently
Passing
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Missed connections
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
shastadoe
Los Banos, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Anonymoys
Pansexuality awaits you
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
datgirl92
Toronto, Canada
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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TheMathMajor 26
Tell him you're a vampire.
person961 9
Get into character, be his werewoman!
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jaredofmo 22
Hey, you never know. It's a big, mysterious world.
trollierthanthou 1
welllll... Poor guy must be delusional or incredibly strange. But since you posted it on FML i am gonna guess and say it is a dealbreaker. Just stating the obvious. Also there are many shapes and forms of vampires and werewolves, and since no one has ever seen either (in real life), then we don't know what they look like really. Also the whole twilight thing, Stephanie Meyer dreamed all that (likely why it is so stupid). I mean, Edward looks like a barely handsome 19 year old emo. The vampires in Buffy look incredibly disturbing and not at all attractive. And Dracula looks like one of those 50 year old men that follows teenagers home at two in the morning. Harry Potter were wolves look like slightly misshapen wolves that stand on their hind legs. Twilight werewolves (shapeshifter,lycan,etc.) look like wolves that are as large as horses,but are not completly mindless. depends on the creators' perspective.also i thought every1 was pretty much over twilight after the 2nd movie came out. No? Just me, i suppose.
ebonyirony 29
TL:DR
disneydraeer 10
If he looks like the pack on twilight, who really cares?
merecat 1
That awkward moment you realize you're in a twilight movie.
Bikrbum 6
Is he on Team Jacob?
atayaa 0
shows that you should get over him.
Mossadchick 5
Sorta like how my Ex thought he was the real life Edward Cullen. Needless to say the relationship didnt last long.
david12z 0
Maybe he means he's an animal... In bed heh heh
hershandcoco188 2
That's weird as hell
thenightshroud77 9
Follow The Wolves...