Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ThatOneGuy
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
easygoing765
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Brittany
United States
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Mug
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
Anonymous
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
stalkered
United States
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
brother love
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
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Chazzster 32
Don’t flirt at family gatherings....
acmariner99 25
Wait a minute... again??
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acmariner99 25
Wait a minute... again??
dragonladiesfire 19
That's the first thing I thought too when I read this.
RichardPencil 32
Are you that forgetful? Is this like 50 First Dates?
Chazzster 32
Don’t flirt at family gatherings....
Fata Morgana 1029 9
I'm guessing what OP means is that this is the second time they've had a crush on someone that turned out to be her cousin.
tounces7 28
It only says "United States" as a location, but we all know this is probably in Alabama.
WhoopsIDidItAgain 11
OP here, I live in a small community, where I am related to quite a few people. The two men I'm referring to are from a different part of the community, where I'm not related to as many. However, after a geneology project for school, I'm related to both of them, which sucks because they are both wonderful people. And no, I am a full day's drive north of Alabama and I met them at school
Chazzster 32
I assume you know all your first cousins (children of your Aunts and Uncles). Anyone more distant than a first cousin is fair game, so I wouldn’t worry about second cousins, etc. My family was from a small community. It turned out that my Mom’s mother’s family is also related to my Dad’s Sister’s husband’s family. Nobody thought anything bad about that since it was all by marriage. In small and rural communities the gene pool isn’t very deep but it does tend to have a few twists...
sisoladra 20
Oh honey.....
repKyle95 24
Sweet home Alabama... You know what they say, he may be a cousin but he still needs some lovin'!! In all seriousness OP, that sucks. But at least you found out BEFORE anything weird happened.