Anonymous
United States
Another one?
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Traditional values
Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML
WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1!
United States
Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like, "I'm a bear." FML
butchapparently
Passing
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Missed connections
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
shastadoe
Los Banos, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Anonymoys
Pansexuality awaits you
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
datgirl92
Toronto, Canada
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Top comments
TheMathMajor 26
Tell him you're a vampire.
person961 9
Get into character, be his werewoman!
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Comments (311)
midnightoker 0
There are a lot more irrational things that are socially acceptable to believe. *cough* GOD *cough*
billyme 4
There a lot of stupider things to be that are socially acceptable. *cough* Jerk *cough* P.S. You must be really insecure to feel the need to come on here and put others down. I mean, that obviously shows you are a big, confident man and that your point is completely valid.
THE_A_TEEN 28
midnightoker, I have an atheist friend who behaves and respects other people's beliefs than most people who define the Douchebag Atheist stereotype. Go away, until you learn respect.
Zomg_Okay 27
167 - Your beliefs aren't an excuse to be a ********. Grow the **** up and learn to respect people and their beliefs.
missalkali 8
127- thank you for pointing that out!! it was making me crazy how some ppl discuss this like their lives depend on it!!! and 139- at least HIMYM has potential to be real
Jaxx66 21
26, as long as its not the US version of being human, sure. I watched the UK one first, EPIC. I turned off the US version when the ghost was stupid and didn't even make tea.... A waste...
mjoyn98 1
No. Just you
rightspark 7
Aaaaauuuuhhhhhh....
badactor009 0
Uh, lets think about this for a minute. Shooting anyone with a silver bullet would have the same result. So, what would you prove? If he is an ordinary dude and not a were-whatever... you will have murdered an eccentric kid.
Jaxx66 21
Noor... It's even more disturbing that you paid attention to his nipples...
Lingonberry 4
Moonlight dinner just got so much more exciting
yaya1213 6
I accidentally thumbed down. :( my bad
Doxy 22
I always though his eyebrows were weird looking. I also couldn't put the book down and kept reading it over and over again. Then I realised I was in hell and this was my punishment for all the awful things I ever did in my life.
thedome115 5
Twilight all over again