Anonymous
United States
Another one?
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Traditional values
Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML
WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1!
United States
Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like, "I'm a bear." FML
butchapparently
Passing
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Missed connections
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
shastadoe
Los Banos, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Anonymoys
Pansexuality awaits you
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
datgirl92
Toronto, Canada
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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TheMathMajor 26
Tell him you're a vampire.
person961 9
Get into character, be his werewoman!
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Comments (311)
pexy_fml 16
It's time for you to think that you are Bella
TheFamilyElf 17
Well... Maybe, just maybe, he IS a werewolf, and he feels so comfortable and safe around you he knows he can tell you the truth without you blowing his cover. Come on, throw him a bone. (...teehee) Or he's just a little out there. Or a lot. Still, how cool would it be if he was actually a werewolf?? Team OP's crush!
Akazuki 26
Tonks and Lupin??? :D
owlfeatures 8
My thoughts exactly! Everyone is talking about a fake, gay love story with a "werewolf" and a "vampire" and a depressed girl but no one thinks of the other werewolf-human love stories... Pffff! Pitiful people! :)
connendrum 3
this is freaking hilarious! after so many years.
LaSenzaSecurity 4
Don't judge me
Zomg_Okay 27
Alright, you win 90. :P My point still stands about the runts in Twilight, though.
DocBastard 40
You can tell I'm older than most of you since the first thing I thought of after reading this was "Teen Wolf" rather than "Twilight". God damn you Stephanie Meyer for ruining werewolves and vampires! Damn you!
starwind3438 9
Doc, If Brahm Stoker was still alive he would beat the shit out of her.
Eiregal2 10
I thought of monster squad lol
Pandacupcakelove 26
Don't blame you... Taylor Lautner is good looking!
molliepop19 5
He looks like a friggin dog.
merko 8
sounds like a hairy situation...
katcot99 11
Epic fail, twilight syndrome?