Anonymous
United States
Another one?
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Traditional values
Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML
WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1!
United States
Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like, "I'm a bear." FML
butchapparently
Passing
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Missed connections
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
shastadoe
Los Banos, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Anonymoys
Pansexuality awaits you
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
datgirl92
Toronto, Canada
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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TheMathMajor 26
Tell him you're a vampire.
person961 9
Get into character, be his werewoman!
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Comments (311)
BradenLock 4
Vampires have fallen a LONG way since Buffy was on the air... Joss Whedon is rolling over in his crypt.
madrose_fml 2
That's funny bc that same thing happened to me. No joke lol.
mariayten 0
Ha-ha-hahahaa-haha!! Sorry OP. At least you now you can stop wasting time on him.
sacredeye73 11
You say that like its a bad thing!
roguewave 1
At least you found out now before anything happened between you two
cumsuck 0
Maybe he is
JinxedPixie 16
It's not arguing.. It's fun conversation. And very entertaining :p
misshighjinks 5
Tell him you're Team jacob ;)
Zomg_Okay 27
What does an alpaca have to do with any of this? :o
laden_swallow09 35
Missed the mark, there, Z
challan 19
C'mon ladies... You all know that Taylor Lautner is delicious. I'm starting to pant and I only wrote his name... Yum yum
challan 19
127 next you'll be telling me that Santa isn't real! ;)