Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
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MSlyr 0
woooo that sucks!! sorry op. zits are temporary though :)
iHMLmorethanyou 0
that is really harsh of them, why are you friends with them?!?
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Comments (213)
MSlyr 0
woooo that sucks!! sorry op. zits are temporary though :)
Brittneyyyy 7
I don't think real "friends" would do something like that D:
RyanG_21 0
damn that's hella mean
iR0ckSkinnys 3
Wait,Did you say she was your F.R.I.E.N.D?
SqueakyBootz 0
YDI. Maybe you should be less distugsting?
princess09 3
wow, invest in some proactive, I heard it helps.
therealdavid 0
Guys. friends kid. try proactive biddy!
therealdavid 0
priness09 thats my pun!!! ass pirate....
kalixzo 11
24 - what does F.R.I.E.N.D stand for???
ilovefatcats 12
I agree with 12
Alzied 0
Proactive is a scam.
therealdavid 0
it cant be. katy perry sponsors it and she is hawt!!!!!
pingpongpickle 8
hahah a wii party
hoopstar15 0
haha yea op there's way to treat that now a days...but ur life isn't ****** because your friend thought u had a good enough sense of humor to take a joke. and no proactive works, but it makes ur face addicted to it.
Averizzle 0
Wow ydi for going to a wii party... Who the hell does that?..
iRawrrrx33 0
that's some funny shit. haha she sounds like an awesome friend. she was probably just trying to be funny(:
the_pan1c 5
wii party... hmm are you five?!
rallets 23
#29 whats the pun?
furburger 0
I agree. There is absolutely no way to pull a pun out of that. WTF?
alex_cutie 0
wow that's really mean...don't worry OP when ur face is clear and she has zits then put freckles on her mii
jjpavo 0
ydi for playing on the wii, jk the wii rocks lol. but rly get some pimple cream. fyl
TheEricCartman 0
Remember that episode where I time traveled to get a Wii? Ah, good times, good times.
boating_guy 33
ok first wii party seems at least kinda gay second even people who don't get like acne/zits (like me xD) get some every now and then, it's just a part of life deal with it
code2264 0
yes and the sea otters evolved enough to talk they ate of their tummies
HeroOfMi 0
this made my laugh so hard XD it's just a joke, OP almost everyone gets acne...wanna know my acne secret? I swim in my friend's pool :o
pingpongpickle 8
what is everybody talking about?
triggerit 5
the best cure I think to take sex everyday... better twice a day
HazelBunny 0
lol that sux but there is a zit feature for miss ur friends retarded If she dosnt kno wer it is..... ( no offense? )
PiiScHkE 0
what kind of ******* ****** has a wii party. i call douchefest/sausage fest
Freeze_fml 17
Well, they had Wiimotes so it was more like an orgy.
RugbyKid 0
it's not really that bad, it was a practical joke suck it up and move on.
klak_fml 0
yeah i agreee .could we make friends. MSN [email protected]
abcdefghijKayla 0
... who has wii parties...?
javing1 0
lol !
12luck34 0
I agree. That person should apolagize. So much for being a friend.
Desperation 0
Coming from a bitch that over-edits her pictures.
adunolajr 3
um yeah.. proactive does not work...well not 4 everyone at Least. it actually made me break out more.
Rhanno 0
hahaha ikr, seriously wtf
beeship321 5
how does the face get addicted? Grows zits unless it gets it's proactive back?
adunolajr 3
lmfao @153
jj2014 0
ydi for going to a wii party
jaderrrx3 0
PROACTIVE.
GeneralCha 3
Why does everyone seem to think Proactive is some magic cure for acne? That shit didn't help mine at all. I have to go on this crazy harsh new drug called accutain (or something like that) that takes six months to work. Every month I have to go in for blood tests an it has some viscious side effects. Like swollen joints, vomiting ect ect. ******* proactive doesn't always work
chimpsndip 0
u should listen to puberty bop it's like kids bop only it's not
Football_5tar_JR 0
agree with 41, Katy Pery is an attractive woman. So get proactive
jaderrrx3 0
proactive works for me so HAH.
namesoo 0
I heard proactiv fails after u stop using it lol.
xXSweetNightmare 0
I say YDI for participating in a Wii Party, I mean, c'mon, what the hell?
NatandAlexrhot 6
wii party...Wtf. sounds like it could be in a movie called nerds gone wild.
kellanlvr 1
you shouldve said well they don't make a small dick feature either but I didn't say anything to you
priscilla_28 5
Doesn't sound like much of a friend to me.
metalfan333 0
ydi for going to a wii party lmaoooo
chocolatedrop 0
did you tell your friend that there isn't a bitch feature either?
baseballboy6595 0
YDI for playing a wii
Brittneyyyy 7
@166: i've been on Accutane and it's horrible! I remember how dry it made my skin and lips and even my eyes got a little scratchy sometimes. My friend was taking it too and said they took it off the market, is that not true?
TheNewGuy03 29
@24: i'm assuming it's something like S.H.I.E.L.D. |the kid|
TaNmKm 0
Hahahaha that is a good one! I am favoriting this.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
iRawr too!
_streets_ 19
200- I was thinking the same thing!
ewalk95 0
your hot
ewalk95 0
wow... your really hot.. send me a message
ilikepie789 0
ha who plays wii
Grayscale_Wolf 9
Yeah, ******* Really Insensitive Evil Not Nice Dick
iHMLmorethanyou 0
that is really harsh of them, why are you friends with them?!?
awhsum 0
I agree with #2 that's messed up.
averageirishman 0
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JDFromSac 0
omg. when did the world turn into a bunch of whiney little *******? so your friends made a joke. get over it. and for all the people saying there not ur real friends. your friendships must not last that long
ccarde2 0
haha. he's a ******. I mean who even has a "wii party"?
boog_fml 7
Grow up.
dancingxthexmoon 0
what the **** does comment moderated mean? ppls keep on saying it... :S
manbizzle 1
uh.... it means their comment got moderated. pretty self explanatory.
PsychoBanana 2
Ahahaha! who has Wii partys!?
MmmBabycakes 0
haha i was thinking the same thing!
OwNowBrownCow 0
I guess OP does
therealdavid 0
zit faced nerds like him :)
kroms001_fml 0
thanks for the cleavage shot #4, nice! ;)
horsedick 0
who has a wii party? doesn't even sound fun
PsychoBanana 2
WOOOOO XBOX RULES!! ...unless there are screaming ten year olds on Live.
nikkkkkki 0
oh ouch sorry :( well come on laugh it off zits are not always gonna be there and u can get some treatment for it :) it's all good unless they make fun of u behind your back or something
Devanthegreat 0
ahahahaha get dermatologist
surferboy0326 0
wii party? dude thats effin lame
im_banned 0
haha exactly
therealdavid 0
13. nice fo-hawk
boog_fml 7
I believe the word you're looking for is 'faux.' Nice try though
kekelala3 0
baby got acneeee:D
perdix 31
Good thing Wii hasn't come out with scent-creating technology, because your Mii would have a combination of bad breath, B.O. and farts.