Anonymous
United States
Another one?
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Traditional values
Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML
WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1!
United States
Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like, "I'm a bear." FML
butchapparently
Passing
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Missed connections
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
shastadoe
Los Banos, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Anonymoys
Pansexuality awaits you
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
datgirl92
Toronto, Canada
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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TheMathMajor 26
Tell him you're a vampire.
person961 9
Get into character, be his werewoman!
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Comments (311)
TooTired 0
I am a girl, and I am a Werewolf. what's wrong with that ma'am?
OffToTheGayBar 9
You're not a werewolf; you're delusional.
plaguer 26
You sound like one of these kids I saw a video about. Bunch of idiots were going around in dog collars and fake wolf tails hanging out of their tripp pants. Shameful.
Honestly_Lainey 21
Nooo. Twilight is about a 108 year old man seducing, marrying and impregnating a 17 year old girl. It's about pedophilia. And that's not the same thing as love... Not really...
mikeymayhem_87 15
Sounds like somebody has been watching too much Twilight....
a1kiba 0
Lol think you'll have his puppies?
mariesodem 6
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of Jacob in twilight?
murdersquirrel 15
Have you read any of the comments?
rightspark 7
Who? Lol
KiRaKaT 9
Not your not...read the other comments. Gah...
theHIGHroad2 5
I don't think there's a problem as long as he doesn't think he's like Jacob... He's just pathetic
yankfan89 27
50- don't forget about necrophilia and ***********.
Zomg_Okay 27
So long as he thinks he is a werewolf in the classic sense, I don't see the problem. Now, if he means one of those mongrels from Twilight, it's a problem. Otherwise, leave him be. :)
starwind3438 9
Then don't show him your full moon.
Zomg_Okay 27
No, it doesn't remind me of Twilight because Twilight doesn't have werewolves. It has shape-changers. Werewolves are supposed to change during the full moon, not at will. They also completely lose their minds and become mindless killing machines, not large, sentient dogs. Next you'll be trying to tell me that Edward is a vampire. *Rolls eyes*