Anonymous
United States
Another one?
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Traditional values
Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML
WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1!
United States
Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like, "I'm a bear." FML
butchapparently
Passing
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Missed connections
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
shastadoe
Los Banos, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Anonymoys
Pansexuality awaits you
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
datgirl92
Toronto, Canada
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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TheMathMajor 26
Tell him you're a vampire.
person961 9
Get into character, be his werewoman!
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ddddddddg 9
Dafuq
Danni_04 13
What? Wouldn't he have noticed that he doesn't change under a full moon by now? Unless he thinks he changes and runs around naked, barking at everyone.
Danni_04 13
I haven't heard that trait before; that's interesting. Might make the werewolves in my series I'm planning more interesting... Don't worry, they won't be silly teen drama werewolves. Can't stand those things.
josephfranks1998 5
He likes twighlight, that's already a no-go
hellbilly205 17
It says nothing about twighlight, nor does it suggest it in any way...
TrentF13 12
The middle finger pic just makes the pwnage comment even better. :)
hellbilly205 17
Why thank you 145 i also love my middle finger picture its very straight and makes a valid point lol
FireFlie07 20
Well, who knows he could be. Lol. Could be worse.
blissmarie 6
Is it just me or does #5 constantly give us dipshit comments?
zeak22 6
Well if you truly care for him u will put up with it i mean my gf thinks she is a werewolf too and tries to dominate me in bed its fun once u get used to it but my friend thinks he is a vamp and they fight every time were out
MerrikBarbarian 9
Oh teens. How to make all therians look like freakish losers...
zeak22 6
Lol really now but regardless in life ull use to learn to put up with ppls crazy shit sometime
pablopoo 7
Does he have xbox live?? I think i know him is he john?? Im serious lmfao i think i do
Samanthamkellyxo 2
It's an app, get off of your high horse haha, let the girl be.
twisted_cherub 14
Actually, lycans change during the full moon. True werewolves never revert back to human form after the second transformation. Which means once they're infected they have 28 days from their first full moon to kill the werewolf who turned them to prevent being a monster forever.
pexy_fml 16
It's time for you to think that you are Bella