TetrisMaster
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Angry Bird
Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Anonymous
Korol, Russian Federation 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
I love L
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML
Jamie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
massachusettsan
Monomoy Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Guitar ****
Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
Danny
Dublin, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
overexcited
United States
Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
BejeweledJizz
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
lonelygal69
Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
bloodshedblack
United States
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Top comments
Retrokitty 9
It happens. That game gets intense, especially if you **** up a few lines.
jillytc 23
Is that because you're partner sucks or because you get really excited playing tetris?
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carelessxdanger 9
just think of tetris during sex. video games are raunchy! i know i've pretended my partner was Kratos, the God of War a few times. never an L shaped block, but whatever excites ya (:
H4IL2TH3V 8
Well, perhaps combine the two?! lol play tetris while having sex, it'll be a breath taking experience! haha.
EvilLittleMan 23
Must be something about stacking blocks vertically.
fordneagles 34
Tetris is awesome, I reckon my heart does the same!
knoxxx 22
maybe your pulse was low during sex cause you were thinking about taking your pulse instead of thinking about the sex?
doctorr_fml 9
How did you find that out? Do you have official heart rate measurements?
StinkingThing 10
Mm... Dat Tetris.
Shortay92 10
You need to meet my bfs tongue
Nish007 15
try sextris
mikepzz 27
That means you are doing a bad job, get that waist pumping