Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on eBay. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML
Today, I finally finished a gruelling shift at the hospital. I hadn't slept in over 30 hours, so I was happy to get out. I was quickly rushed back in after I collapsed in the parking lot and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, I was at work and got chest pains and a headache so bad, I vomited. My supervisor took my blood pressure twice and it was dangerously high both times. I went to the hospital, and after 3 hours of waiting, I got the most expensive lecture ever on drinking too many energy drinks. FML
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Boldmongoose 0
wii:140$ Mario cart:50$ wheel controller:30$ medical bills:120$ winning first place:priceless the IOU card, get it today!
Canadiansoldier 0
haha, little to excited
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Comments (117)
Canadiansoldier 0
haha, little to excited
UnearthlyEnemy 9
Very funny.
Rocco1990 0
Why would you assume that OP was fat? Thin people can have heart problems too if you didn't know.
justmeagirl 0
How old are you? That sounds like there's already an underlying problem, and you're lucky it came out in an environment where you were treated immediately.
BlueJeans2626 0
WTF number two, you can't just assume that their fat...
DrEa_IN2_ur_HART 0
Lmao!! at 41, hilarious.
Ep1cPha1l 0
but the odds of him being skinny are against him
marleytooyou 0
why would u get excited over that my 10 year old neice can win 1st on wii
ISellHerbs 0
Kind of ironic how fatties buy the Wii thinking it'll help them lose weight and then they still end up in the hospital.
Enoch134 0
kind of ironic that assholes post shit to make up for the fact that they have no life
Zigma_fml 0
Agreed.
bhangu023 0
#37 is prob fat
Neall_fml 0
agreed 37
BlueJeans2626 0
LMFAO #57!!! that made my day. (:
ShadowzI 0
Was it Mario Kart wii? getting first on that is tough but do you think it meant a bit too much to you?
AbOvE_88 0
wow lose some weight fatty
EV34 6
it doesnt but why else wud he or her have ended up in the hospital, most likely it was. someone fat and started to have heart problems, or someone with heart problems but they shud kno better to not do "exciting" activities that can cause problems
Luckster 0
It's an automatic assumption based on the following: Gamer stereotypes + overworking the heart until fainting = the right to assume OP is fat.
manstie 1
Okay... um... only American gamers are fat. And real gamers won't faint in that occasion... Can you use your head?
DTH 0
that's one hell of an acusation. Every ****** gamer I no, from America, are skinny weakasses or they are skinny and can beat my ass
Garrettmiister 0
hey im amrican i game and im like 6'4 and weigh 200lbs al my friends are skinny too exept like 3 who are a little overweight.
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
REAL gamers play xbox and ps3 not that wii that little 5 year olds play
Thatgirl299 15
#36 no, actually all the gamers I know are pretty fit and they are all American.
niwd_e 2
you definately need some exercise, but take it slow dude, take it slow...!
kkacanek 0
bahaha!
DogmaT_fml 4
Jerking your hands up and down like that... your boyfriend must be happy that you won.
okeetard 2
omg it's tupaccc
dacho 7
Aw, poor girl :D That's sweet though :D
TotchiNeko 0
that's cute
Boldmongoose 0
wii:140$ Mario cart:50$ wheel controller:30$ medical bills:120$ winning first place:priceless the IOU card, get it today!
iThink_fml 0
Fail
monkeymatt 0
of epic proportions
GMX_fml 0
lol #11 For all the people assuming the OPis fat, there have been athletes with heart problems in fact there was a Detroit Redwing who had a heart attack on the bench.
Luckster 0
If you faint just because you're in first place in Mario Kart, you probably shouldn't play Animal Crossing. You'll have a heart attack when you fish up a rare Tuna.
Boldmongoose 0
or mwf2 when you get noob tubed too much
Luckster 0
MWF2 just might kill OP dead just from the tutorial. It's too exciting obviously. (Have not played MWF2; dunno if there is a tutorial).
R3kli3 10
lols
AbOvE_88 0
I think it's MW2 not MWF2...n yeah most likely knowing that he's getting recruited to Sheperd's Elite squad after doing the training course lmao
Boldmongoose 0
lol I prestiged the other day, let's see the op handle that
picabo889 11
yes they are. if not there anorexic. its so messed up down there!
serioushamster 0
*loling*