TetrisMaster 24 November 2013, 12:30 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Angry Bird

Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

anonymous 19 March 2011, 10:32 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

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Anonymous 28 February 2014, 22:26 Korol, Russian Federation 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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I love L 8 August 2015, 22:56 Richmond Hill, Canada

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML

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Jamie 10 March 2010, 20:29 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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massachusettsan 25 June 2014, 00:07 Monomoy Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Guitar ****

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

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Danny 28 May 2012, 18:02 Dublin, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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overexcited 2 February 2010, 00:40 United States

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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BejeweledJizz 5 November 2016, 12:29 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML

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lonelygal69 19 August 2015, 05:54 Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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bloodshedblack 21 February 2012, 05:01 United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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Retrokitty 9

24 November 2013, 19:37

It happens. That game gets intense, especially if you **** up a few lines.

jillytc 23

24 November 2013, 19:37

Is that because you're partner sucks or because you get really excited playing tetris?

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perdix 31

24 November 2013, 20:02

Maybe you're wearing a "granny" heart rate monitor that is sucking the romance out of your lovemaking. Get a hot heart rate monitor and add a sexy sphygmomanometer, and ooh, la, la!!!