Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard that she had a seizure and passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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krystal2424 0
hahaha how selfish of you! you get to ****** but he doesn't? pshh
monnanon 14
Maybe he thought you were resting :S or only continued until he noticed something was up. Its not like its a normal thing. Hopefully he did stop and check you were ok. I would get your heart checked though, your heart racing that fast seriously cant be good.
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Comments (208)
birdfreak 24
I'm srry
Bofopio 0
her boyfriend will become a necro...... philiac.
mayoral26 0
why should he stop lol...
jrsgreenfire257 0
Umm Rape?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
It's not rape. She was having sex him willingly. She just passed out is all.. :P
shannonreneee 11
I would expect him to finish, it's unfair to stop because you orgasmed and passed out. If you were drunk, maybe a different story, but come on he's your boyfriend not some random.
dudeitsdanny 10
Legally, it could be considered rape: Consent requires consciousness. Even if it was given before, her being passed out means no consent. But most juries wouldn't convict someone for this; a lot don't even convict violent rapists.
Zebidee 9
#58 - No, there's no withdrawal of consent, either express or implied, so it's most likely not. It's possible to argue that she couldn't give continuing consent because she's incapacitated, but it'd be a hard line to prove. ...still, that doesn't stop it from being a bit creepy. I'm pretty sure if I was with someone and they passed out, I'd at least stop and make sure they're OK. That said, fainting during ****** isn't particularly rare.
Zebidee 9
Oh, I'm also working on the assumption that she only passes out momentarily. If it was an ongoing thing, it's a different matter.
ankoku 2
actually if you have had consentual sex at least 1 time prior to this event it cannot be considered rape unless he did something to make her pass out There is actually a clause in the laws about sex while unconscious for some reason and if you think that's odd there are couples that actually try to accomplish what the op did regularly
dudeitsdanny 10
It could be argued that she didn't consent to having unconscious sex, though. I'm not saying I agree, nor that it'll be an easy sell, but a lawyer could easily argue that. A REALLY good lawyer might even be able to sell it. Just because she consents to having sex with him doesn't mean she consents to him having sex with her body. It's not her fault she passed out, after all.
nuhuh 1
With the way she worded this, it doesn't sound like she's happy with him continuing after she's passed out, so not sure about if he has "consent", but then again, she did say boyfriend and not "my now ex boyfriend", so must not of bothered her too bad.
joa76 3
"actually if you have had consentual sex at least 1 time prior to this event it cannot be considered rape unless he did something to make her pass out" No...that's not how that works at all. Previous consent in no way implies current consent. Heck, until recently many states had a separate clause for rape of a spouse, until they got rid of it and just said "oh wait, that's still just plain rape." If having had consensual sex once meant you couldn't be raped, that would be completely illogical. However, I don't think this QUITE counts as rape, because she did consent to having sex this particular time, and never technically said no. But I'd be deeply disturbed by the fact that he kept going instead of making sure she was okay.
KiddNYC1O 22
Vasovagal Syncope!!! Sort of...
florecitabetch 0
it's really selfish of her to get mad because he didn't stop and I totally agree with every1loveboners this is not even close to rape
pinkcd3 0
were all stupid cause werr talking about sex and orgasims mixed wff rape...;|||| .....wats next ...her being unconcious an her boyfriend vedio tapeing the whole thing??!!
deputy_g 5
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that's strangely hot
tulsafml 0
hahaha ^
TheGenius 1
Hmm. Normally I would find it disturbing that someone thinks this is hot. But I found it strangely hot too.
niiick97_fml 3
yum yum.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
well it is involving sex ya know.. XD
mendozaale 0
so did i .... good thing im not the only one if i was i would feel wierd
HeyThereAk 2
hahaa. pretty much!
creedaddict 9
me too lol
usafacadet2013 4
giggity!
pinkcd3 0
me 2,strangely :///
krystal2424 0
hahaha how selfish of you! you get to ****** but he doesn't? pshh
XxDevilxXGt 26
Haha well who knows, maybe he did after she was unconcious. :o
krystal2424 0
that's what I mean lol. just because she passes out doesn't mean he shouldn't finish. :p
supersaiyan7 0
I think he gave that slit what she deserved!!!!!
seanders 10
Gotta love iPhone spell correct^^. but yeah why not finish up? She didn't care when he started so it ain't rape lol.
Quagmire_ladies 9
LMAO!!!! WIN!
FMLPanda89 0
I like the way you think!
scotty122 0
haha wow that's kinda weird
NickK49 0
She must be good at sex if he can't tell the difference between her trying and not (SARCASM)
funnyFMLSplz 0
it's rape. she didn't like it
ThogTheCaveman 7
Wrong, dumbass. It's not rape. Yes, this guy is ****** up. Yes, this is slightly short of necrophilia. But it's not rape. The general understanding of sex (sexual intercourse, so I don't get shit like what about ********) is that both people have orgasms. The girl got one, then she passed out. This was consensual sex in the first place, because the FML would have been about getting raped ifit wasn't.Yes, her boyfriend's ****** up. Yes, he should have checked if she was conscious. But this was not a case of him raping her.
anonymous595 0
tats kiiinky
irish_unity 0
I think your boyfriend is being quite disrespectful to be honest.
noboundary 9
He probably did stuff to OP that she normally wouldn't agree to.
DjeePee 25
If OP's butt hurts...
AceArctic 4
well that isn't quite fair! he puts in all his strength (and penis) to the point where she passes out, doing all that work, and he doesn't get to pour out his love? (and semen)
Jizwold 0
55 if I was having sex with some girl and she passed out that would be the first thing I'd do. a close second is making sure she's not dying
mazzera_fml 7
necrophilia festish perhaps?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Why not? Dead people need love too ya know! :P
Sodahpop 0
but shes not dead
ikldeadman 0
That means to have sex with a dead person. Obviously she isn't.
trick619 0
if he knew that she passes out when excited, of course he would keep going. that's a compliment!
sgenfkshe 5
haha that would be weird if she got preggers while she was unconscious...lol
Alex94xela 0
A7x ftw and ^ that would make me lol I think he deserved being able to finish cuz like he worked hard to make her cum so that was his little reward
mazzera_fml 7
duh
monnanon 14
Maybe he thought you were resting :S or only continued until he noticed something was up. Its not like its a normal thing. Hopefully he did stop and check you were ok. I would get your heart checked though, your heart racing that fast seriously cant be good.
marinus_fml 20
Noiice, so you had your first ****** today?
g_willikers24 17
lol, I mean; really! I don't think anybody caught that...
bobjoefredsky 0
yeah haha nice one! :)
anonymous595 0
u must b really fine den take as compliment for now:-)