TetrisMaster
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Angry Bird
Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Anonymous
Korol, Russian Federation 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
I love L
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML
Jamie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
massachusettsan
Monomoy Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Guitar ****
Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
Danny
Dublin, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
overexcited
United States
Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
BejeweledJizz
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
lonelygal69
Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
bloodshedblack
United States
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Top comments
Retrokitty 9
It happens. That game gets intense, especially if you **** up a few lines.
jillytc 23
Is that because you're partner sucks or because you get really excited playing tetris?
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ThatDudeThere0 2
Tetris gets really intense when you mess up a few lines.
michaeljcaboose 7
Tetris is more stressful, because, unlike sex, you never know how the pieces will match up!
jerryj 27
Pretend you're playing tetris during sex and see what crazy positions you and your partner end up in. Can make sex even more exciting for both of you.
Bloink 25
That's what I was thinking :p
annie_nk 23
Sextris?
cnparks1990 9
why?
Mynamewontfi 40
Well, you can just pretend you're playing tetris during sex. I mean, both are basically about filling up holes.
Boohoo69 4
Maybe if you were a little better "down under" you wouldn't have to feel 'tetrible' about your sex life...
PenguinBitch 44
I can see why it's more stressful. In Tetris if you hit the wrong hole then you get other chances.
molliciousj 19
Who actually takes their heart rate doing either of these?
awkwardloveannie 28
op? ops significant other?
doodlecloud 27
Maybe they were wearing a heart monitor for health reasons? I had to wear one for a week once when I was getting tested for something so it would've recorded the heart rate for anything I was doing then...
rhysfucker 24
More foreplay; get worked up! You can do it; put your back into it.
kinky44 28
You have use that long, thin piece and maneuver it into the opening and then TETRIS
Chris93Jones 20
I want to see how you play Tetris.