Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Top comments
BradTheBrony 19
I fail to see the problem.
mmaalouf97 12
hard much..?
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Comments (66)
mmaalouf97 12
hard much..?
DarksideDoll 31
Gotta love cheap thrills.
Helpfulman 17
Guitar Hero is the shit.
LeBoss2001 5
I see what u did there #1 :D
pooldude 24
Yah, it was not that hard to see #75!
luke_preston 11
Sorry, but your life does suck OP
gjikvtj 18
Duuude on an FML? Duuuude
fuckyourlifeOP 25
14, your profile picture gets me every time.
gjikvtj 18
Sorry bugs
Soulsbane96_fml 11
Gee, I wish there were a button to express that sentiment.
BradTheBrony 19
I fail to see the problem.
Sebastian2022 22
I bet you are a great guitar player. :D
coklara 15
*guitar HERO player
WD_Stevens 22
Very true, 61. Paul McCartney's children have beaten him at Guitar Hero and he's just said 'Well, I wrote the originals so nyerh.'
Mr_Brightside209 12
be grateful, excessive masturbation is a real problem here in america...
ConstantlyAnna 8
I have the same problem when I play too! Maybe we should play together?
gjikvtj 18
Do you need some water because....
juan3611 14
The thirst, it's real.
Vgthtju65u 4
Maybe guitar hero is the one for you
Fredbluewhite 9
You should by a real guitar
fuckyourlifeOP 25
You should by a real education.
BunchieRules 31
You should buy a vowel. Perhaps "u" would suffice.
dreamweaver1227 11
Oh God, the irony.
massachusettsan 7
#8 i do
mattyiscool123 26
Let's start by spelling buy correctly, and then go from there
kelsorg 21
brings guitar hero to a whole new level. fyl, you might need a new hobby.
cassiemarie1023 5
Well you're easily pleased.