Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
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ydi_ruuc 0
It's more interesting.Really.
muffinsareyummy 1
Phone sex is overrated. It's not pleasurable at all.
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Comments (142)
tjigga 0
lol owned
mfmylifesrsly 30
haha that's funny you must have been a bad moaner for him to get distracted
imbatman_fml 0
This fml brought to you by the Hot Tub Timemachine, because I can't believe anyone in 2010 would be distracted by a game from the early 90's.
crazeelife12 0
you dissonance tetris bitch?!
crazeelife12 0
dissin **** autocorrect
ryguy997 0
YDI for having phone sex.
shaemariee 0
cause you looking like your 13 would know hot to be satisfying moans.
DGross 8
It's ok OP, I'm sure he was just setting up a combo for maximum ******...
saywaturcoco 0
u need a new guy I'll hook u up with my bro...wait his playing tetras...now he is jumping with joy cuz he got a new high score...now he is having it with a bagel...now he is rly in to it nd doesn't realize I'm filming it to show my grandma.... jks
JackRocksSoSuckI 0
pwn
ReyEr9412 0
I thought tetris was from before the 90's... anyway YDI for having phone secks in the first place.
thenumberblue 0
I pity the fool that vids his bro so he can show it to his grandma...
tehamericanboy94 0
YDI for having phone sex..stop being a kid and grow up :P
tampabayfan 22
nice job
cuntwaffle 0
in soviet russia phones sex you
PiiScHkE 0
ydi u lel pussy
mfmylifesrsly 30
36 are you talking to me?
darealest3030 0
lmfao!!!!!!!!
Blue_Coconuts 7
I used to fake phone sex. I used to fake cyber sex too but I got busted one day because I sent the other person a funny link not thinking about it... Meh, good times.. To be young again.
mfmylifesrsly 30
84 babe does that mean you faked last night??? =(
Kamens 0
#84 = win.
adriana012 0
boys and their games..
Prototype12 0
I'd rather play tetris than have phone sex....
Blue_Coconuts 7
mfmylifesrsly, I would never!
gregsdaman 0
ydi for not having real sex
bezach 0
I did that and a 14 year old boy needed sex advice O.o
SerenaChaos805 0
Lol tetris is like the best game in the world... hahaha showing your grandma
SerenaChaos805 0
you should try getting more into it next time.... maybe moan his name... or maybe you should just have real sex instead... way easier... unless he starts playing tetris haaha... i mean.. haha nvm (:
woofis 0
actually # 17 tetris has been around a lot longer than that prob early 60s
harryman04 0
84 wins
Eddie_Paints 0
Dude, Tetris is from the 80's!
psyco5000 0
don't bitch tetris is awesome.
twi_freak 0
hey! just cause it was made in the 90's doesn't mean no one plays it!!! I know me and my friends do and I'm gen Y!! tetris is becoming popular again :)
doong_fml 0
Tetris is such a bad game....
DenisTheMenace 13
lmfao 12
StoryOfTheYear 15
your lucky he responded after 5 minutes
ButterflyBaby 0
way to pick 'em, OP.
shepaintsmusic 6
I was gunna say that xD
ydi_ruuc 0
It's more interesting.Really.
afatmonkey 0
A few days ago my friend callede asking for money. While I was responding I heard a meow. Then a panicked scream. After that, a good ten minutes of yelling. Then I heard some paramedics or something show up and the phone hung up. Apparently, while he was asking for money, he was teaching his cat to give him a ******* and it bit his dick almost in half and scratched up his balls. His dick had to be sewn together and put in a cast. then, this morning, he did it again.
mfmylifesrsly 30
86 - the ****?
afatmonkey 0
one star if someone finds the moral of the story
mezsed 0
thats just sick
Blue_Coconuts 7
Pussy is meant to the be lickee not the licker.
mfmylifesrsly 30
OHHH I GOT IT!! lol blonde/redhead moment for Haley!
Blue_Coconuts 7
Honestly, I was just making that up and taking a guess. I like to think it's true though lol.
ydi_ruuc 0
Oh god...this just had to be posted as a reply on my comment...I'm gonna have nightmares
JoshTheMaggot 8
okay FIRST off tetris is fun. and you should be with him anyways. no phone crap just go hang out with him. but fyl for having a bf with ADD.
YourEvilHero 12
ydi you're a loser for doing it in the first place
acccccccc 1
tetris is the best game ever!!!!!
evilpieboy 0
hey i have ADD
alex105 0
u gonna ****** diss ADD again go do some ******* research about it and you would Learn alot oh and u prob wouldn't be able to tell if some 1 had ADD or not like I have ADHD andonly the ppl I tell know and when I tell them they shocked cause they couldn't tell.....
Rowdey 10
126 - By your lack of punctuation, your horrible spelling, and your painful, painful abbreviations, I do not find is surprising you have ADHD..
muffinsareyummy 1
Phone sex is overrated. It's not pleasurable at all.
gotpromise 0
Agreed
dman4412 0
I don't necessarily agree with using the word "skill" but i'd say you've never done it with someone who has experience with the phone :/
DGross 8
muffins are yummy... blueberry muffins are my favorite... ... phone sex is like :-/ not :-O nor :-D
deathcab7 0
cupcakes are better (: !! annd phone sexxx = no.
fisheatsbear 6
so how do you do phone sex? do you just kinda put it in? I'm not sure how this is any good when he could just whip it out.
DGross 8
... and that is why phone sex (doesn't)blow pun intended... I'm not afraid to admit I've never tried it and I'm sure I'm not alone...
fisheatsbear 6
lol you totally miscomprehended my comment. and I know what phone sex is, I'm just putting in a different way.
perdix 31
muffins, it can be very good, but it can also be terrible. The worst was the girl who thought sex was the Hokey Pokey. You put your penis in You take your penis out You put your penis in And you shake it all about. After 30 or 40 verses of this, celibacy starts to look good -- a video game would be irresistible.
Monikabug 9
Phone sex just isn't fun. It is hard for guys to talk "sexy" to a girl, because our version of sexy and men's version of sexy are two totally different things. OP, you are better off just masturbating alone. Or having real sex.
DGross 8
lol @ Perdix... you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around *snap* that's what itssss awwww crapppppp that hurt..... and yea... guys sexy talk usually doesn't match up with what girls want to hear, at least not over a phone I suppose :-P
KurouTenshi 0
@103 Guys can't talk sexy?! Hun, call me. I'll show you talking sexy.
forever2009 0
lmao that's something my boyfriend would do
Philosophic 0
YDI for having a mouth.
baby_gurly 0
u clingy bitch. tetris is nothing to get upset about. it's very addictive.
SheepPimp 0
tetris is a priority
tokintot07 0
guess you weren't that good. agreed w/ #4
FrannyPackIt 0
really? phone sex? just hang out with him
zero112 0
right about now ur man is number one on my list of lames!!!!