Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML
Today, I had terrible nightmares and woke up several times because of them, as well as my roommates having a pen and paper session downstairs. I had to get up at 6:30 a.m. and sit through a whole day of team training at work, barely staying awake. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
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Top comments
UserOfTheMind 24
There's no such thing as too much Tetris
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Well there could be worse games to play before bed that might make for worse dreams!
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UserOfTheMind 24
There's no such thing as too much Tetris
whysobeachy 37
Agreed! I'm the nerdy kind who prefers to read books and hardly ever plays games (except for nerdy board games), but even I'm not immune to Tetris' irresistible charm.
alexanderavatar 24
i wonder what his pac man nightmare would look like
ThePez828 18
Agreed!!
greekk 21
There is actually a thing called the tetris effect ... it's fun when shopping at a conveyer belt thingy when you perfectly align all groceries to fit and get annoyed at people with you for just dropping groceries anywhere!
Iwannarock1 19
this has to be fake, but congrats on getting it posted.
bunnyboo7799 19
Was the theme song playing in the background?
chocolatelover96 14
It's certainly playing in my head right now, and is going to be stuck there for a while!
Honest_Guy 10
Tetris is an awesome game, its better than most of the games these days, you can never play too much tetris
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Well there could be worse games to play before bed that might make for worse dreams!
whysobeachy 37
Such as Hatoful Boyfriend, for imstance.
whysobeachy 37
*instance. Sorry about the typo!
OysterPearls 33
I was thinking more along the lines of Five Nights at Freddy's. I'm pretty sure I'll never be able to enjoy animatronics ever again.
jttorkildson 21
I'm not allowed to play spider solitaire anymore because I kept having nightmares about it.
THEDUDE1553566 24
I feel bad saying this, but this made me laugh
FitFriday 32
I don't feel bad at all for laughing at this
Axel5238 29
Neither do I. I know people have crazy dreams, but Tetris? Hope they don't have nightmares of Mario Bros.
Fgjvshnb 22
At least you weren't playing Slenderman!
Catdragon 40
I've had a nightmare that Slenderman wrote happy birthday on my house in blood and then he proceeded to chase and try and kill me. I begged a couple to kill me but they didn't. I grabbed their gun and shot myself but I didn't die and then Slenderman came and finished the job. I had this nightmare the night before my birthday. it reoccured the next year.
edraptor 11
I had a nightmare that I was carrying a watermelon to a local Wendy's and I dropped it by accident which apparently in my dream was a horrid illegal act so for the rest of the dream I was in hiding. It was quite spooky actually
FitFriday 32
I had a nightmare recently, I was stabbed in the neck by a rattlesnake's rattle and while I was gasping for air I bled to death
whysobeachy 37
I had this recurring nightmare in which all my teeth fell off, without any pain or blood loss. It sounds tame, but it was TERRIFYING.
zyero 9
Sounds like strain
beeneatenalive 12
I wonder what the dream would be if you had been playing pong right before bed
OhWhoCares 42
I played The Sims once right before bed and I had a dream that my furniture kept getting deleted and it was the most frustrating shit in the world cuz all I wanted was to take a nap on my own bed???? Also the toilet was in the kitchen but I had no oven. You're not alone in your video game induced nightmares OP!
Ichiya 29
As a kid I played a fighting game similar to Mortal Kombat called Dark Rift. I had nightmares for months where these aliens chased me around my house. They would beam me up to their ship to keep fighting the boss. I would always lose and have my head smashed.
mzshannababy 16
i play sims all the time i am looking forward to my dream thanks for sharing this