TetrisMaster
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Angry Bird
Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Anonymous
Korol, Russian Federation 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
I love L
Richmond Hill, Canada
Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML
Jamie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
massachusettsan
Monomoy Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Guitar ****
Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
Danny
Dublin, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
overexcited
United States
Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
BejeweledJizz
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
lonelygal69
Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
bloodshedblack
United States
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Top comments
Retrokitty 9
It happens. That game gets intense, especially if you **** up a few lines.
jillytc 23
Is that because you're partner sucks or because you get really excited playing tetris?
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Comments (91)
Girlie7 11
maybe you should play tetris while doing it...
misUnderstood23 9
Im sorry for you OP. Don't understand how that is possible.
likemice 6
Seems pretty normal to me.
amisenho 11
Tetris can really get you worked up. Hell, it's how my boyfriend and I met; he saw my Tetris skills on the computer at the university library and immediately asked for a date!
staceyrose 10
Tetris is intense.
glitterkuro 18
Hm, I'm not a scientist but I'm pretty sure I have a completely different reaction to tense games than when I have sex. When I'm playing a game and doing well enough that if I screw up it'll mess up my score, I feel more like when I'm about to give a speech. Nervous, sweaty palms, feel hot like I'm blushing, and yeah my heart is racing. Whereas I get very excited to have sex but that's excitement rather than nerves. I react in a totally different way.
RedPillSucks 33
Try being on top, and move around some...
xxxkassixxx 8
Maybe you aren't getting good sex O.o
paramor3 23
Wait until you play Mario!!!!!
Muttley9 13
Two words: Kama Sutra. Where the f**k does this piece fit now???????