By Wtfbruhimmovingout - 28/11/2015 02:38 - Canada - Toronto
SHUT UP!
By Annoyed - 14/08/2026 12:00 - United States
Smooth brainrot
By S3R1AL K1LL3R X - 19/10/2010 04:21 - United States
By ifeelsoloved - 09/04/2015 06:25 - United States - Monroe
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By ifailsobadly - 13/08/2011 20:22 - United Kingdom
ifailsobadly tells us more.
Wow. You're completely right :3 And I'm reading these months later, and most of the comments are 'Get a GF', 'get laid' or 'go outside'. Well, I don't understand how having a girlfriend would make me less upset, I'm under the legal age of sex so sorry guys, and go outside? Do people think I'm an aggrophobe? Of course I go out, I ubilt this in someo fo my spare time! :D
By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford
Traumatized
By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States
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By Trillian87 - 28/06/2013 10:28 - United Kingdom - Coventry
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This little story actually happened a little while ago, I had to use the "Today" form because of the page's standard, but at least I can tell you how it ends. I moved into the flat when I was barely 19, while the flatmate-stalker (also nicknamed The 28 Years Old Virgin) was seven years older than me. He started to be obsessed with me after we went to the cinema together (the other two flatmates were supposed to come with us but they didn't), and he got convinced we were on a date. I didn't move out because at the time I was quite naive and I was getting together well with everyone else, plus the flat was really close to my uni and relatively cheap, and I thought that he was about to graduate anyway. His parents, for the records, are creepier than him: his dad came to visit once and my roommate caught him opening our wardrobe and going through our clothes, about a month before this episode. After graduation he had to move out because his mum wasn't willing to pay for the rent anymore and found him a job (he wanted to stay a bit longer but fortunately didn't happen), and came to visit unannounced a few times. About one year after he sent me a text out of nowhere (I didn't speak with him for months) saying that it was over and he was sorry if he did something to make me want to break up with him, so I guess that at that point after imagining us dating and getting together I probably left him. I hear he's doing fine and got his first girlfriend.
By Bullet4MyChemaMo - 24/04/2015 22:38 - Ireland - Cork
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Hi guys, it's OP! Didn't expect this to get published. 1. I meant trousers, not underwear. In Ireland, pants almost never means underwear. (Ireland is very different to the UK in terms of grammar use, vocabulary etc.) For the record, I was wearing underwear too! 2. I'm very, very close to my boyfriend's family as we've been together for a long time, and it's not unusual for me to chill in his house while he's at work. I feel completely at home there, as I am expected to by his family. When this FML happened, I had been asleep after staying over, and lazily threw on my boyfriend's sweatpants to go downstairs. 3. I was actually trying (and failing) to multitask by holding almost-boiling tea, my laptop, blankets, and a pair of shoes. The positioning of the objects in my arms made it physically impossible for me to set it all on the floor and pick it back up, and BF's dad had already seen everything by the time I would've pulled my pants up. Everyone laughed about it after the initial embarrassment wore off, thankfully we all see the funny side!
By Sir_ND_Pity - 11/03/2013 19:57 - United States - Fresno
Sir_ND_Pity tells us more.
I know the wording makes it a bit confusing, but, yes, someone somehow spit into my bowl from the second floor :-/ unfortunately, I didn't see who did it so I wasn't able to even so much as confront them about it. I guess you could say I'm an unfortunate cookie!
By Phazzer - 16/10/2009 13:39 - United States
Some fun was had
By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley
On the move
By bluefrisky - 29/09/2012 07:39 - Canada - Toronto
Thanks…
By Emily - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe
Shark Week
By sharkboy - 11/06/2012 02:33 - United States - Honolulu
Sorry, I…
By mel - 18/01/2011 07:05 - United States
His house, his asshole
By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 14:01
Rats!
By Etrius - 17/08/2014 15:19 - United States - La Grande
By sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada
Epic prank
By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States
Leave me alone !
By failfailfail - 30/09/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom
Not getting my deposit back
By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada
Catchphrase hell
By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 22:56 - United States
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I didn't have enough room to tell the full story, but yeah... I'm pretty shy :/ I can talk to strangers and people fine and introduce myself to people, and I like to think I'm a nice person to be around, but I hate "inconvieniencing people" so I was scared to go over and ask if I could come too cause I thought my presence would make things awkward and ruin it for everyone... yeah. My parents got mad at me too when I told them, but I'm just really socially awkward so that happens a lot. Also, they're just a really close group of friends with all the same classes, etc and I'm just sort of that weird outlier lol. Most of the people in the group were acquiantances who I talked to occasionally but weren't very close to, though there were a couple of friends I was closer with a couple years ago when neither of us really had friends then I am now. And honestly, those "friends" definitely use me and take more than they give; they come to me for a shoulder to cry on and a secret-keeper to rant to but don't really talk to me otherwise... I'm the last resort :( I definitely recognize that they aren't he healthiest relationships, and I would disassociate myself from them altogether, but I honestly don't have anyone else ;-; Better to have half-friends than no one, reputation wise... Plus, I'm transferring to a new school this year so yay for fresh starts! I'm just staying optimistic that I'll find some... more faithful friends I guess. Thank you to the people who posted nice messages, I honestly needed that :)