Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Did they sneak in the window or were you just oblivious? Either way, awesome wording. Win.
fxdxhk90 0
I'm sure that his thumbs weren't the only things that were up.
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Comments (113)
lfp_fml 0
Nice.
jm88 0
Nice.
idgaf77 0
very nice. u should start ur own company im sure lots of people would b happy for the maid to preform "nakie-dusting" haha. very very nice though
iKaite 0
LOL.
Aish_fml 0
Not nice if she's not hot, but if she is... nice!...I guess. BTW, YTDI. Bad for you, heaven for them.
ASUguy13 0
If you r hot i would give u 3 thumbs up.
decoybag 0
Unfortunately, it's usually the ugly fatties that are cleaning their house naked....so I'll have to give 4 thumbs down to this one.
v1kt4r 13
basing on the older brothers creppy smile and thumbs up, OP should be a looker
evlbb2 2
TheirLivesAreG XD
underaegis 0
if I wasn't suppressing laughs then I'd lol 9#
Crncj 0
how is this an FML???you got a thumbs up.. I'm just wondering what the best friend was thinking.. maybe something like: I just saw my best friends girl friend nakie- dusting around the house... could help but stare... best day ever...
divaboots 8
O_o
stevendsi 0
O_o indeed
Intoxicunt 6
Did they sneak in the window or were you just oblivious? Either way, awesome wording. Win.
horsiigurl 0
lol
palleas_fml 0
Well, now at least you know your boyfriend isn't the clingy jealous type ^^ More the sharing type apparently, beware ;) If, coming home, I found my girlfriend naked, I'd definitely prevent anyone else from seeing anything. Though I would enjoy the show myself :p
plexico 4
Make sure you get that dust under the refrigerator. You bend way over to get that. Don't bend at the knees, you'll hurt yourself, bend at the waist. Good girl, hold that, hold that. Aaaaaaaaahhhhh. Thanks, love! ;)
Intoxicunt 6
I guess I'm going to be a French maid for Halloween. Or in this case a naked maid.
plexico 4
Didi, Pix of the OP or of Toxi? I want the Toxi pix for sure, and if the OP gets around to it, I'd take a peek.
Intoxicunt 6
Haha. Ok. How much am I getting paid for this? I mean, you're both attractive, but why sell the cow when you can make people pay for the milk? Wow, I twisted that saying around horribly. Pics, huh? Here's a close rendition before I take real pics. http://www.himalayastudios.com/images/Humphreys/Maid.jpg
iKaite 0
LOL at the linkage. FAP FAP FAP.
Intoxicunt 6
LOL. That person is a beast. :]
plexico 4
There was a comedienne whose mother criticized her slutty ways by saying, "Why would he buy the cow when he's getting the milk for free?" To which she retorted, "Did it ever occur to you, Ma, that the cow likes getting milked?" If you can take a picture like the one you provided -- Aaaaaaahhhhh.
Intoxicunt 6
Ahaha, that sums up my feelings. I can take a picture similar to that.. I think I'd have to pack on some pounds (of both fat and hair) for the role to take a picture exactly like that. Maybe I'll change my FML pic to one of my Halloween costume, with me in it of course. :)
plexico 4
I'm going for both, but if it is only one, I'd prefer Toxi's.
Intoxicunt 6
I'm flattered. Somehow, I don't get this same attention in real life.... >_> Anonymity = ballsiness? Or anonymity = hotness on my part? Meh.
Scotticus117 11
im pretty sure bending at the back is what hurts you? bending at the knees is what you're supposed to do, but nice innuendo anyways ;)
Intoxicunt 6
Unless she has bad knees from spending so much time on them. ;)
plexico 4
Scotticus117, Ssssshhhhhh! You are right, but bending at the waist gives me a better view! Squatting is not sexy.
lovejamienicole 0
didi agree, lets see the pics
wellinever 5
Ditch the boyfriend. Go with the older brother.
hurr 0
Trust me, you've just made your boyfriend's year. Regardless of what you're actually like, the rumors of his studliness will spread like a California wildfire. Clearly, you're thumbs-up-able -- his best friend and brother are likely insanely jealous =). Kudos!
paivarotti 0
Fappage
saunder 0
nice :D