Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML
Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML
Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I "answered" an email instead of "forwarding" it. As a result, there is a chance that my Master's thesis supervisor gets a message from me starting by the F-word, and complaining about my bad work and inability to understand a deadline. FML
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fadingaway 17
Okay, now you send another email saying ''Sorry, I meant to say voicemail''. Problem solved.
alwa7sh 2
It's ok the student will freak out about being a dad so young but then realise he isn't the father. That will teach him a life lesson to use a condom when he has sex every time. You just did the student a favour of a lifetime.
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Comments (48)
Putton 0
lol :p
LikeHell_ 6
I think it's funny.
fadingaway 17
Okay, now you send another email saying ''Sorry, I meant to say voicemail''. Problem solved.
nayeli760 0
Haha, I just wrote that.
akd1v 0
technically he was 4 and your 5 so he wrote it first.....just saying
PhoenixFiend 0
Technically, she never said she was first. ;)
nayeli760 0
Just send another message and say it was a mistake.
lovexbox 8
Agreed!
alwa7sh 2
It's ok the student will freak out about being a dad so young but then realise he isn't the father. That will teach him a life lesson to use a condom when he has sex every time. You just did the student a favour of a lifetime.
SeasonedLemur 5
I was surprised to find that this comment was posted by a guy
2fknreaL 0
Not a FML moment. Booooooo!
illjusbedamned 0
it'd be funny if the student replies with "That's because my uterus is full. Thanks for the heads up. "
BahahahLOL 0
LOLipop
perdix 31
If you two had a "Hot For Teacher" thing going on, I'll bet he shit his pants.
FYLDeep 26
She's probably the one who feels tardy though if her birth control ain't working.
perdix 31
Yeah, but he forgot his "pencil." ;)
sourgirl101 29
Give him something to write on, man. And I think the clock is slow. (: *love VH*
DropDead77 11
I bet his "homework was never quite like this" 5150(:
mintcar 10
Just explain it to the student. Surely, he or she will understand.
perdix 31
No, he won't. He'll wonder why you are discussing birth control while e-mailing to him. You don't know how guys think. If a girl mentions something sexual in a guy's presence, he automatically thinks that there is at least a chance...
SuperDuperSex 0
#34 is God
PhoenixFiend 0
34, does that mean you've moved to guys?
iR0ckSkinnys 3
haha I bet her voicemail isn't the only thing that's not working! :} <---- OMG! doesn't that look like Mr.Pringles on the pringles box:O