Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I tried to quietly tell my friend that our professor's pants' fly was down. Unfortunately, I underestimated how quiet the room would go. The entire class heard me whisper, “His dick’s gonna pop out!” The professor looked down, zipped up, and said, “Thank you, but… dream on.” FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
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perdix 31
Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR
Laurendorcus 0
You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)
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thor89 0
U all suck Yay
Shmoe 0
You're not much better.
davidhasmorefun 0
was your professor hot? if not then you got bigger issues than just an erection in class
kyaquatel 0
maybe the classroom **** sits in front of him.
Jeff2017 0
... YAY 2
tycubs 0
tuck that shit
hackeyStar 0
waist band that shit
aune14 0
hgg
crailboyne 0
y do we suck? anyways I've had my shorts AND boxers pulled down once during recess and everyone saw my doodle...it was cold outside too...
thatwouldsuck1 0
haha. that's a real fml
girlygirllol8 0
uhhhh
Austino713 0
owch well it happens to the best of usman
shatz_fml 0
"sorry teach, I got sporting major wood right now"
hackymeal 0
now thts a fm|
manstie 1
Or... "Can you wait a second, I'm pitching a tent... pick someone else until I'm done."
bmack10 0
holy shit that happened to me in the boys locker room !!
crailboyne 0
was it cold in the boys locker room?
YouLifeIsMine 0
damn that happened to me too only I didn't have my pants off. I had a random errections for some reson lol. but this is the best FML
YouLifeIsMine 0
that comment was telling bmack somthing
trickyd 0
Excuse me sir, is that the eiffel tower in your pants? x peace out x
stewpididiot 11
you swallow.... hahahahahahah!!!!!!!
stewpididiot 11
but you swallow !!!!
no_car_4_me 0
damn u should post that
LemonMan 0
Recess? Doodle? LOL
perdix 31
Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR
fuckedupp 0
haha best one yet. you should have said that
TheCoolGuy3434 0
haha I take French
SUSAltd 0
J'ai bonheur! I have happiness!
nadsm 0
cool... you take french... awesome...
spag007 1
You fail, it's "J'ai du bonheur", even though you can't really say that in French.
Gumblebum100 0
uhh translate please!!
noPENGSinALASKA 0
I <3 you. your comments always make me laugh perdix lol
crailboyne 0
I tried taking French but the classes were too LONG and HARD.
nadsm 0
funny.... not.
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
I love that word, first time in class when we learnt it everyone laughed their asses off. Lol immature much?
Regnard_fml 0
Actually, it's "je suis heureux"; "I am happy". You can't have happiness, at least in French. You can also say "J'ai beaucoup de bonheur dans ma vie"; "I have loads of happiness in my life", but it's usually in the past tense "J'ai eu beaucoup de bonheur..."; "I had loads of happiness..." And yeah, that's it for French class, now.
perdix 31
Merci beaucoup. (Thank you, loads.)
biancster 0
haha tu parles en francais?
hothotheat_ 13
uhm actually 178 you can say "I have (insert emotion here.)" like J'ai faim. which means I'm hungry. I don't know if that works for happiness or not though.
Regnard_fml 0
Being hungry is not an emotion. You can't say "J'ai de la tristesse"; "I have sadness" or any other emotions. Unless you're speaking lolcats. #187, yeah, I'm living in the province of Quebec x')
digibenho 0
Regnard.. you rock :P moi aussi je vis là.. mais c'est toujours drôle de voir des Anglophones essayer de parler Français :P and OP : Je porte une ceinture.
Jdubbs_14 0
Wtf no that means thanks you, a lot you idiot
sweetapples 0
WOW that sucks. what were u doing, thinking about doing your GF?? but anyway that suxs
jimgrant1 0
i moderated this one, if youi dont think its funny, i disagree with you, but i will defend to the death your right to say it
JManHobbs 0
What are you talking about #23? He was just talking about how OP's siuation sucks. Way to look like a douche by trying to squeeze what you think is a profound quote in totally the wrong context.
boatkicker 5
Was that a failure of a Voltaire reference, #23? Or Evelyn Beatrice Hall? I'm sure if I thought about it, I could come up with one somewhat more relevant.
bassxchick12 0
why are you quoting volitaire?
soccersgr8 6
yeah.. 'spacing out' suuuuuuuure
cwhitt975 11
You're not the modern Voltaire.
KamilleBlack 3
Dude, you shoulda whispered in your teachers ear. "Je ne peux pas me lever Monsieur. J'ai un erection." A+ for oral. As long as u speak the language, the teachers happy. Not as happy as you are but happy still xD
ItisMyOpinion 0
*une érection :)
ouchthatsux 0
*cough* oral. hidden pun there buddy :P
infantry831 0
fail
kukitheaf 0
prof. win
crailboyne 0
don't you know? you have to say epic before you say fail or it means nothing.
MadPercussion 0
only fa
MadPercussion 0
sorry about that. I was replying and I accidentally pressed send without thinking... you know what? just forget about it.
MadPercussion 0
sorry about that. I accidentally pressed 'send' while typing. you know what? just forget about it.
MadPercussion 0
WOW. okay my computer is officially ******
Laurendorcus 0
You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)
youdidwhatnow 0
lol
irsmeagol 0
agreed ♥
anastasiaskye 0
what kind of teacher calls you to the front of the room to say one sentence? most of mine would ask me to do it from my desk. how awkward.
1990TD 6
YDI for stading up in the first place... you should've stayed the hell down!
screwball111 0
you are very good at speaking languages! :) ~yur welcome!
fukurlife777 1
"je porte une ceinture"
samoht05 0
Je mets une ceinture.
lntreis_fml 0
"Je porte une ceinture"
null_fml 11
You were wearing a belt and DIDN'T know how to tuck? YDI entirely.
twilightfreak779 0
sooo, why did you bring attention to your belt? why not say "i'm wearing a shirt"?
katplayer 4
... That's what the teacher told hm to say, dude.