Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, it was time to take graduation cap and gown pics. My cap didn't fit on my head. I'd specifically requested that they make it much larger, but they didn't. When someone tried to force it onto my head, it tore apart. So now I have no graduation cap. I'm so fucking done. Only 2 weeks left. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
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Ch0sen 13
Wear that hickey with pride, not many can claim the accomplishment of successfully wooing that elusive fellow.
tennisrapper1 14
Hey, at least you're unique! No one else has a neck brace as awesome as you do!
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horseridermc 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The same thing happened to me!
_ebbonyy 11
Least they'll always remember you for something! think positive :-)
tennisrapper1 14
1 - We don't really care.
21jason 9
1) op?
BitchPlease18 6
That sucks real bad! Having to spend your one and only high school graduation in a neck brace that someone else caused you to have. I can only imagine! Hope you can make the best out of your day anyway!
MrSassypants 34
10 I do. 1 tell a super long story so I could have a good nighty night bed time story.
horseridermc 2
Thts kinda harsh
_ebbonyy 11
Whoops, my comment was meant to be its own comment. But I guess it works in a reply to 1 as well? :)
Insane_Tea 15
Cool story #1. Shall I alert the media?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
^ it wasn't really a story... More like a statement
LoveMyKoolaid 0
It could be worse.... You could have broke your neck somehow by that, or you could've ran out of Koolaid.
Hearon20 0
Quit being a pussy. You don't need a neck brace after being hit with a football.
melikesfml 11
I have to wear a shoulder sling to mine. Not only will i not be able to shake anyones hand on stage, i cant even move my arm...
grapist111 4
On the bright side, i tip my hat to you for receiving a hickey from the jolly green giant
Vert90 11
57 - You're a ******* idiot. It wasn't thrown by a pre schooler like you.
tennisrapper1 14
Hey, at least you're unique! No one else has a neck brace as awesome as you do!
soccergurrll 8
That's true! Although I doubt OP wants to different at graduation by wearing a neck brace. But still.. Memories!(;
nerobluerose 10
But that one kid with the sunglasses has flames on his neck brace!
kandi_kid69 15
OP should get her neck braced customized. (: Got to wear it with pride.(:
dsbs 9
Damn nigga atleast you educated
zuzupetalsYO 11
Bedazzle heh heh
DespairFaction 11
Screw that I wouldn't wear it.
Ch0sen 13
Wear that hickey with pride, not many can claim the accomplishment of successfully wooing that elusive fellow.
KBeatz 5
"Ho ho ho!" Green Giant!
alpaquette91 9
Won't the neck brace cover up the hickey?
Skittles_Rawr 8
Could be worse... You could've lost your face.
Amethyst888 14
And how does one lose a face exactly?
MrSassypants 34
14 looks like 5 lost his brain.
t765234 10
14- Ask that guy in Miami, I bet he could tell you.
Skittles_Rawr 8
She* thank you...
False_Stupidity 42
Simple #14, you make inane, silly comments... You get ridiculed by your peers... You lose face. :-)
omgcookeys 15
34, if you were correcting 17, it would be her, not she. Thank you.
Skittles_Rawr 8
Sorry, my grammar still sucks x( i moved here from Spain a few months ago.
Drew167 8
That's a hell of a way to get a hickey.
DontModMeDammit 10
I wish I had my own day at school. Darn.
Pelvispresley 8
Well at least you will be remembered...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
As the one who had an affair with the jolly green giant.
21jason 9
High fashion!!
AbbyAbyss 5
Agh... Im sorry for you OP.
krazykat794 0
What is OP????
KeyboardWarrior 10
Optimus Prime, c'mon we've been over this!
flockz 20
are you Jacoby Jones from the Houston Texans?