Today, my mom thought the best way to stop me from taking people to my room was by changing my wallpaper into a nursery-themed one. Now I get to see bunnies, letter blocks and teddy bears all day long. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, I was doing homework in the living room when my mom came in and started blasting music and cleaning. When I asked if she could turn it off so I could study, she bitched at me about "My house, my rules." She also has a rule that we can’t do homework in our rooms because of too many distractions. FML
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spikewing 10
She's obviously getting ready for the possible baby!
Welshite 40
It's okay. Wear your diapers and suck on your pacifier like a good little OP. Just wait until you can use the potty like a big kid!
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Comments (55)
Welshite 40
It's okay. Wear your diapers and suck on your pacifier like a good little OP. Just wait until you can use the potty like a big kid!
spikewing 10
She's obviously getting ready for the possible baby!
dakolankawaii 8
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jamieblue6 16
She wants a baby so bad, take a crap in a diaper and leave it in her room lmao
Welshite 40
Babies aren't the only ones who wear a diaper, you know. Not only are diapers comfy, never having to worry about finding a bathroom is worth it. My toilet comes with me.
empav 16
They so need to add a Love it button for comments/replies like this
laden_swallow09 35
My dog is giving me a weird look from cackling so loudly.
trucker2 33
Start taking them to your mom's room...
Asterel 3
i'd be perfectly fine with that. Getting to see teddy bears all day and night? That'd help me with nightmares!
lantz4levi 19
I feel like that would give me nightmares
onlychildFTW 34
But teddy bears are so soft and cuddly! Plus bunnies are cute. And blocks will help with homework to remember those ABC's.
arrow007archer 19
#6 unless you have played Five Nights At Freddy's
zeffra13 31
While that's annoying, it really doesn't affect anything. All you have to say is your mom is playing a prank on you, & if your friends make too big a deal out of it then maybe you should reconsider them as friends. I'm more curious about why your mom is so bent against people being in your room.
katachristic 19
Well OP could get creative and add paint details over them to make the animals look like they came out of horror movies. Might not help her get lucky but her mom would probably regret giving her that wallpaper.
pygmyfrog 31
So it worked...?
classicate 29
at least it works
farmgirl98 14
Why are you in your bedroom all day long OP?
olpally 33
Sounds like a happy room to be in.