Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
LeavenSilva 27
Did you say yes? I mean, after the mariachi band carried you to the hospital of course
lexiieeex3 32
It's not your fault OP, it's not easy to be put on the spot like that. I hope all is well and he understood. PS- Am I the only one who pictured a super gay man singing his way through a proposal with a full accompaniment or...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (63)
9Ja4cOb 14
Your answer seems flamboyant
higgysaurus 18
A panic attack is flamboyant?
TheAspieDork 27
You, good sir, are an asshole
LeavenSilva 27
Did you say yes? I mean, after the mariachi band carried you to the hospital of course
andits 21
Something a little extra to always make the big moments a little more memorable.
lexiieeex3 32
It's not your fault OP, it's not easy to be put on the spot like that. I hope all is well and he understood. PS- Am I the only one who pictured a super gay man singing his way through a proposal with a full accompaniment or...
lexiieeex3 32
And yes, I realize OP is a girl, I just read flamboyant and immediately thought of Cam from Modern Family.
Mauskau 36
You're not the only one who imagined Cam!
anyoldnamewilldo 23
#4....I was actually picturing Steve Martin in the Three Amigos! ***If you haven't seen that movie, you really should....classic***
kellyem2 20
I didn't, but I'm so glad you put that image in my head.
GiraffesRlife 11
How does one flamboyantly propose?
xx000o 27
With flamboyance.
aecribb 14
With a mariachi band apparently
JustinJK 21
As a flamboyant man, if I were to propose, there would be glitter confetti, a flash mob, fireworks, a parade float, etc and it would probably happen outside a Nordstrom or pottery barn.
TheAspieDork 27
He just made a huge show out of it
beeferjay 34
wait, they have Mexican food in the UK? I wonder how good it is
chinaski7628 32
The stuff I've had there isn't very good (but I was born and raised in San Diego, so I'm snobby about my Mexican food). I don't even think LA has good Mexican food. Indian food in the UK is usually amazing, though.
Mauskau 36
We don't actually have that many Mexican people here so the food is usually fairly rubbish or run by people that are definitely not Mexican. Our version of Mexican food is a plate of nachos with salsa.
beeferjay 34
I bet I could make a killing if I moved across the pond
Mauskau 36
Might be more useful than those currently on their way...
outfielder55 17
Yea that's because the UK used to own India...
TheAspieDork 27
Probably tastes something like "Mexican" food in, say, Pennsylvania. In other words, very little spice or remotely Mexican influence, and more local tastes.
fushengyuan 20
Thats a no i guess
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Did you slap him?
mjmaher81 5
What?
nishimehta 21
i think she is asking just bc there was a fml couple of hours ago where the bf proposed to his girlfrnd but she slapped him.
mjmaher81 5
Ahh. Thank you.
mimies18 13
I mean.... if he didn't know you well enough to know you'd have a panic attack over a big gesture.... fyl and his
writergirl1029 17
Panic attacks are funny like that. She probably didn't know it was a possibility either.
WOTAN1488 24
BUT DID YOU SAY YES ;D