Nearly FMLs

By APooperPerturbed - 03/08/2016 18:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while at a cafe, I used the toilet in the men's washroom. Amidst my business, a woman entered the washroom and, despite walking past the urinals and a "men's" sign on the wall, peered under the stall door before making three seconds of eye contact with me through the door's opening. FML.

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By Sav - 03/08/2016 18:09 - United States - Hendersonville

Today, I decided to send a frisky text to my husband while I am away on business. Turns out my sister thought it would be funny to change my contacts names. I realized this when my mother called me and was laughing hysterically. FML

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By staceyymaee - 03/08/2016 16:40 - United States - Carol Stream

Today, I picked my grandmother up from Church. The whole 30 minute car ride home she yelled at me to hurry up and give her great-grandchildren already,she apparently feels left out because all her friend have them. She guilt tripped me in saying "Who knows how long I have left". I am only 19. FML

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By Anon - 03/08/2016 09:52

Today, I went out with my younger sisters for some sister bonding time. Lets just say when the night was over, both my sisters left with the two boys whom they have been with all night. I went home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 07:14

Today, I stayed home because I had a headache. Today is also the day my obnoxious neighbour's child decided to see what a steel pole sounded like being banged against another steel pole for 20 minutes. When I finally asked the kid to stop his dad yelled at me for "telling his kid what to do." FML

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By whateven - 03/08/2016 05:47 - United States - Humble

Today, I realized how sad and pathetic my life is when I found myself excited about buying a new cat litter scoop. FML.

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By Ihaveaweirdfamily - 03/08/2016 05:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, while I was in the kitchen, my dad walked into the room. He was in his boxers, and his dick was hanging out. I reacted by by covering my eyes, and saying, "Dad! Your dick is hanging out!" Later, he went and posted the story on Facebook. There is a new running joke in my family. FML.

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By knee jerk reaction - 03/08/2016 04:28

Today, I was getting hot and heavy with my boyfriend. While he was expertly getting me off, I accidentally launched my knee into his jaw when I orgasmed. FML.

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By TheGentleMann - 02/08/2016 23:40

Today, I was at a family gathering. Many relatives wanted to greet me, so I went up to them and greeted them individually. Each one of them slapped me on the back or hugged me. I have severe sunburns on my back and shoulders. FML.

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By Jktss - 02/08/2016 22:54 - United Kingdom - Hailsham

Today is my birthday and I've just found out all of my friends have a surprise meal out... Without me. I found out because of their snapchat story. FML

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By wellthen - 02/08/2016 21:28 - United States

Today, my wife came to me looking very squimish and said very slowly "I'm having.." me, getting excited at this point as we have been trying to have a baby, finished for her saying, "a baby!?" "an affair" was her reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2016 19:54 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I was chatting with a guy that I've known for a while and had a bit of a crush on. everything was going well until he asked me to play chess and watch porn with him. yes at the same time and yes while we're naked. FML

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By angelkitty321 - 02/08/2016 19:50 - Jamaica - Kingston

Today I started working at a new job. We had some bad weather and everyone was saying that we have to stay til the end of the day. I had some work doing around the back. When I? came out no one was there & the lights were off. Turns out that they decided to close the place & forgot about me. FML.

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By Latrodectus - 02/08/2016 19:47 - Australia - Chittaway Bay

Today, I was suposed to meet my Mum for my birthday. When I got there she wasn't home. After half an hour of searching I ended up finding her down at the local pub playing the pokies. FML

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By why - 02/08/2016 19:29 - United States - Worcester

Today, I had a long argument with my boyfriend about how whales and dolphins are, in fact, mammals. It has been an hour and a half and he still doesn't believe me. FML

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By darkangelwolf - 02/08/2016 19:13 - Australia - Footscray

Today, my mother married my fiancées uncle. FML

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By LadyPhantomhive - 02/08/2016 19:06 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my grandma kept yelling at me for staying up late. I didn't stay up late, I'm just lazy and wake up late. She doesn't believe me and thinks that "the antichrist has cursed me". FML

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By angrycustomer - 02/08/2016 18:57 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, I went to McDonalds. The girl behind the counter had just got my food together when she slipped on the floor and dropped it. I had already paid. Apparently I have to pay again for the same amount of food for the products she dropped. Her manager agreed. I had to pay double. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2016 18:13 - United States - Lincoln

Today my ex boyfriend of 6 years proposed to his new girlfriend of 6 months. I guess this "year break" is more permanent than he originally thought. FML

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By MuffinMn - 02/08/2016 18:13

Today, the mail person who has been bringing my medicine has started rubber banding them to the outside of my mailbox and today someone stole them. I'm out and those help me not feel sick every second of every day. FML

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By unloved - 02/08/2016 18:09

Today, my boyfriend stole my credit card from my wallet and spent $500 on his friends then lied to me about it FML

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By C8H18 - 02/08/2016 17:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my my parents. A store keep started making comments to my dad about anal sex and nodding in my direction while I was at the back of the very small store. He clearly thought I couldn't hear him. My dad was so shocked he didn't say anything. FML.

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By Sickandsleepy - 02/08/2016 17:48 - United States - Atlanta

Today, after caring for my flu stricken family for over 2 weeks, I end up getting sick. The kicker? I'm still expected to take care of everyone. FML

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By lexxburns - 02/08/2016 17:48

Today, the kid I'm babysitting told me she wanted to cuddle then proceeded to shit on me. FML

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By mommyhutch - 02/08/2016 17:36 - United States

Today, I pulled a wedgie out of my ass, but I also grabbed my tampon string.FML

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By UniqueUserID - 02/08/2016 17:32 - United States - Dayton

Today, my 8-year-old son broke my tablet and his brother's glasses at the same time. He smacked the tablet against his older brother's face. FML

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By fluffyhorse33 - 02/08/2016 17:27

Today, I told my dad that I was sad because my dress suit doesn't fit me anymore. He then tells me to "stop eating so it can fit again." FML

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By uhmhaicats - 02/08/2016 17:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend chewing off his toenails after he had told me that he hasn't showered in days. I told him I wouldn't be kissing him anytime soon. He then tackled me and rubbed his lips all over mine. Fml

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By grandson - 02/08/2016 17:17 - Israel

Today, my grandma took me to 'Lobster Mania' and proceeded to talk to be for three hours about her sex life with her ex-boyfriends, how she thinks my mom is a pathological liar, and gave me weight loss tips. Then she made me pay. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2016 17:15 - United States - Coldwater

Today, I found out my "son" is actually my half-brother. Thanks dad. FML

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Today, unfortunately, my friend is a victim of domestic violence and I want to be there for her. The dilemma is that I was abused for 7 months by one of her buddies and she's basically making it out as if it didn't happen. Basically downplaying my trauma all because it's her "homie." Double standards or what? FML

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Today, I received three big boxes from my mother in law, containing expensive cookware. I was puzzled, because I know that she hates me. Turns out she mailed them to us by mistake. Not only did she not get us anything, but I now have to pay to ship the boxes to her neighbor. FML

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Today, and for the last 6 months, a coworker of mine is sleeping on the job and we're the first faces the public sees. Multiple coworkers and I have submitted complaints, videos, and interviews regarding this, and still nothing is happening. My supervisor came and saw what was happening and yet still nothing. A lot of extra work is on me. FML

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Today, I’m so in love with a guy that I will even take a drunken text from him if it means getting attention from him. FML

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Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML

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Today, I reported my ex-spouse for license suspension after he cheated on me. Not my problem anymore. FML

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