Miscellaneous: Today, while I was in the kitchen, my dad walked into the room.... - FML

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By Ihaveaweirdfamily - 03/08/2016 05:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, while I was in the kitchen, my dad walked into the room. He was in his boxers, and his dick was hanging out. I reacted by by covering my eyes, and saying, "Dad! Your dick is hanging out!" Later, he went and posted the story on Facebook. There is a new running joke in my family. FML.

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FMLFreakShow 18

Wednesday 3 August 2016 23:18

What the hell?! He needs to learn there are people in the house who don't want to see that shit, it shouldn't be a joke either, THAT'S JUST GROSS.

kharwood1208 14

Thursday 4 August 2016 3:45

bwaaaaaaa!!!!! That's f-ing hilarious!

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FMLFreakShow 18

Wednesday 3 August 2016 23:18

What the hell?! He needs to learn there are people in the house who don't want to see that shit, it shouldn't be a joke either, THAT'S JUST GROSS.

CDtrasher 13

Thursday 4 August 2016 14:51

When it is his house he can do what he wants imo.

kharwood1208 14

Thursday 4 August 2016 3:45

bwaaaaaaa!!!!! That's f-ing hilarious!

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