Nearly FMLs

By disgustipated - 24/11/2025 07:00

Today, it sickens me how many women post FMLs about being sexually harassed, and how many turds click "You deserved it" in response. Sometimes I don't want to live on this planet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2025 05:56

Today, I just tried to create an account on this site because I wanted to post about something else, but no matter what i do it just doesn't work. I don't get an error message but I don't get any confirmation and can't log in. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2025 06:09

Yesterday, I went to Ashford, somewhere I thought would be nice but was just buses and clouds and offices. Today, It was very sunny, but couldn’t go out because it was cold and I didn’t have money for the bus. I'm so pissed. FML

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By Christopher Smith - 09/11/2025 06:00

Today, I want to destroy the machine we live in for homelessness, poverty, disease, war, the existence of money, and everything else that is wrong with the world, and leave the people it helped to starve in the empty room that used to be the machine we live in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2025 05:49

Today, after years and years of hoping the Seattle Mariners would FINALLY make it to The World Series, it turns out that they just had to win one game, but instead of winning, they lost. Again. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2025 06:39

Today, I went to a family cafe I hadn't been to in awhile. The food was delicious but halfway through I started to feel really warm. I think the AC in the restaurant was on the fritz or something and it was mid 70s outside. I was getting so sweaty that even the waitress noticed but didn't do anything about the AC. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2025 05:49

Today, I realized I can't even submit an FML correctly because I've never seen one pop up and I've been trying since middle school. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2025 06:14

Today, I lied to my husband and then turned around and told him the truth. He said that next time this happens, we’re getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2025 07:24 - Cyprus

Today, my wife forgot to feed me. Wives used to cook; now they’re too busy being “independent” while I, the noble provider of money and gifts, starve in my own castle. Feminism has peaked, which apparently it means “Make your own damn sandwich.” Time to reclaim manhood, or learn eggs. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2025 04:32 - Nigeria

Today, I realised that no one actually cares for me and now I'm all alone in my house thinking of why I'm still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2025 23:08 - United States

Today, it's been about 4 years since I apparently fell out of love with my wife. In a little bit will be the 15th anniversary of our first date. I'm so lost and don't know what to do. I just wish I could love her romantically again, but I think that ship has sailed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2025 07:36 - Russia

Today, I have nobody to speak to. I hope you, stranger behind the screen, don't have the same. Bye. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2025 23:25 - United States

Today, does anyone even know what a stylus is anymore? FML

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By Alice - 21/06/2025 00:49 - United States - Charlotte

Today, you’ll never see this but now every time I listen to Lil Peep I think about you. I miss you like crazy, I know I can’t be yours and you can’t be mine, but I still love you. I wish it could have been forever with you but it can’t be. Please text me, be mean to me, yell at me, do anything, I just miss you. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2025 12:05 - China - Shenyang

Today, I tried to draw a cute manga girl but make her into a Sacabambaspis. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2025 00:34 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I have to finish a 3-4 page paper that due tomorrow night that I barely started, on top of study for a test I have tomorrow, and all I wanna do is sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2025 00:54 - United States - Warren

Today, because my cell phone charger stopped working, I bought a 15W wireless charger instead. The good news: the phone works with the charger. The bad news: for some reason the maximum wattage my phone can use while charging wirelessly is 7.5W, half of the 15W this $30 charger uses. Guess I have to get a refund. FML

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By gassed - 11/03/2025 00:45 - United States

Today, the front page FMLs, like 8 in a row, were specifically all about getting caught farting in elevators, and I’ve been having stomach pains related to gassiness because I’m lactose intolerant but need cream in my coffee to avoid acid pains. I can’t help but feel like this is an omen for inopportune farts today FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2025 13:34 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I decided to make an FML and… that's it. Why don't I have anything better to do in my life? FML

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By OnTheReceivingEnd - 06/02/2025 06:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that the only reason I don't try to commit suicide on a daily basis is that my family has already had to deal with another suicide in the family in the past, and I saw the damage it did. I may be suicidal, but I'm apparently not cruel enough to put them through that twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2025 21:45 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, FML published nothing but little kid FMLs. Most people just come off as whiny bitches crying over spilled milk. Yet I’m so bored, I keep reading them. You suck, people. FML

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By AnaisShep - 28/01/2025 00:58 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I hate living, call it passive suicide, but I don't desire to be here. My last anchor is my son. I lost my other two and he's the ONLY thing keeping me here. FML

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By Angry boss - 20/01/2025 23:50 - United States

Today, I had to tell my employees that they could not use bereavement leave to take time off after TikTok shut down. These people are in their thirties. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2025 19:41 - Slovenia - Sostanj

Today, I found out the actor I got a crush on (Gino Vento) is in a relationship since at least 2018. I've been extra delulu about ending up with him and now I'm completely shattered. The worst is, I brought this on myself. FML

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By DLBL - 15/01/2025 23:19 - United States

Today, I tried to comment on FML, but for some reason the comment tab won't activate. I am signed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2024 00:39 - United States - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend doesn’t want to spend the holidays with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2024 23:33 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I was reading an FML and leaned that I can get cramps from my asshole. FML

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By lilypanda333 - 27/11/2024 23:05 - United States

Today, even this page for people who's lives are awful didn't want to hear from me. I really am a nuisance. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I feel like I am absolutely losing control over my life again. My child was supposed to be my reason for living but he is now my reason for wanting to cross the street with my eyes closed. I can't seem to fix my head. The dark side keeps saying, "Just drop him off somewhere safe and then just kill yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, does anyone else miss RichardPencil? I've not seen one of his comments in ages. Hell, sometimes his little comments were the only reason I’d visit, they were funnier than the actual FML. Come back RichardPencil we miss you. FML

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Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Today, I had to deal with a snobby rich woman who asked me to cure her daughter's "unhealthy obsession" with playing outside instead of watching TV with the rest of the family. She called me a liar when I said playing outside is a normal thing for a 6 year-old child to do. FML

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Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML

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Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank you card, I spilled black ink all over the new rug and it bled through to the carpet. I might need to find a new place to live. FML

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