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By C8H18 - 02/08/2016 17:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my my parents. A store keep started making comments to my dad about anal sex and nodding in my direction while I was at the back of the very small store. He clearly thought I couldn't hear him. My dad was so shocked he didn't say anything. FML.
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Initiating a coversation about anal sex with a complete stranger is, I would speculate, generally a misjudgement whatever the circumstances.

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just to clarify. the salesman told your dad you have a nice booty and that he wants to stick his penis in it

It started with him suddenly stopping my dad at the checkout counter with a comment about having anal sex. He then winked at my dad and looked in my direction. Me and my father were the only ones in the store. He then proceed to make several other sexual comments and nodded in my direction as my dad quickly left the store. I left as well, but unfortunately had to walk by him to do so. He looked me up and down and said, "And how are YOU doing today?" with a creepy smile and a wink. I don't think the shop keeper realized my father was my father, nor that we'd entered the store together. He seemed to be expecting my dad to reciprocate his sentiments. I get the feeling he was trying to initiate some very crude "male bonding" conversation with my father only to horribly misjudge the situation.

Initiating a coversation about anal sex with a complete stranger is, I would speculate, generally a misjudgement whatever the circumstances.

File A Complaint And Try To Get Him Fired.

It was a mom-and-pop shop. He was the owner....