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Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

#20888878
128 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by BabeRuth (man) - United States

Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML

#20016571
133 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I learned that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I learned this first-hand when my 15-month-old began pooping them whole. In the bathtub. FML

#20442461
103 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 11:59am - kids - by Raela (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML

#4994251
39 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 4:41am - intimacy - by Mdrk783 (man) - United States

Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML

#15349045
77 comments

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On 03/17/2011 at 6:00am - work - by Peppermint (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

#19811531
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18725) - you deserved it (2328)

On 06/19/2012 at 5:59am - misc - by Stu (man) - United States

Today, I saw a picture of a dude on a Harley on my friend's wall. I asked her if it was Dog the bounty hunter. It wasn't, it was her aunt. FML

Today, my boss captured a huge spider and put it in a jar on the desk in our shop. He's named it Fluffy and is threatening to fire me if I harm it. I'm horribly arachnophobic and we share that desk. FML

#20102066
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18723) - you deserved it (2045)

On 10/04/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

#17249343
184 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by handyman13 - United States

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

#316
44 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 12:04am - work - by Tomtom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need". After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

#14186958
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18713) - you deserved it (2609)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by yermom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML

#865934
92 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by jessica238 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

#20064141
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18709) - you deserved it (9474)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by crabmunch15 - United States (California)



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