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Today... mah friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well... andhile saying our goodbyes... I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way... laughed... "I'm not drunk enough 4 that..." and left. FML
Today , I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around mah head , an I swatted at it , at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat an putted her face straight in the path of mah hand. FML
Today I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML
Today, after I requested a sick day, a very close co-worker texted her boyfriend that I'm a bitch 4 pretending to have the same rare illness that she recently suffered. She said it was unlikely, disrespectful and unfair that I didn't even look sick. I know this cuz she texted me instead. FML
Friday 27 March 2015