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Today... it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday party 4 me at this new bar. She texted the wrong address to all of my friends. They showed up at a computer store. FML

#8675398
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21978) - you deserved it (2357)

On 02/26/2010 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today... mah friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well... andhile saying our goodbyes... I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way... laughed... "I'm not drunk enough 4 that..." and left. FML

#20039589
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21978) - you deserved it (3241)

On 08/24/2012 at 5:00pm - love - by OMFG I LOVE MLP - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

2day my boss asked me if I ad any special plans fir Cristmas. After I told im I was planning a trip to Canada, e snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at te office." real FML

#20173791
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21978) - you deserved it (1479)

On 11/22/2012 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, I walkd into room, only to find 15-year-old brother violating old teddy bear. FML

#20126784
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21975) - you deserved it (1542)

On 10/21/2012 at 2:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

2day I went to a "party" with the boyhom I am interestd in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christiansho don't drink and are celibate. FML

#2383
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21974) - you deserved it (10093)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out mah dad stole money from me when he was arrested 4 buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop . FML

#17957151
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21972) - you deserved it (1972)

On 10/11/2011 at 12:52am - misc - by nodad - United States

Today , I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around mah head , an I swatted at it , at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat an putted her face straight in the path of mah hand. FML

#19502060
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21971) - you deserved it (2699)

On 04/20/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by apparentlyawomanbeater (man) - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, wile enjoying breakfast, ma teet took a cunk out of ma ceek. Tis appens regularly, even wen I'm talking. Bot ma doctor an dentist ave no idea wy, an I'm in utter agony. FML

#19533768
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21968) - you deserved it (2353)

On 04/26/2012 at 7:04pm - health - by bucktooth - United Kingdom

Today I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML

#18838483
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21966) - you deserved it (4684)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by Sheliton (woman) - United States

Today, after I requested a sick day, a very close co-worker texted her boyfriend that I'm a bitch 4 pretending to have the same rare illness that she recently suffered. She said it was unlikely, disrespectful and unfair that I didn't even look sick. I know this cuz she texted me instead. FML

#20037042
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21965) - you deserved it (2391)

On 08/23/2012 at 3:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, The Guy I Liked For Years Asked Me Out . I Instantly Said Yes . As I Was Walking Away, I Forgot I Was At The Top Of The Stair And Fell Down 20 Steps . He Stood At The Top And Laughed . FML

#8837679
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21961) - you deserved it (5431)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:24am - love - by harro101 - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday... my mom turned off all internet access in our house cuz she thought I spent too much time on the computer. She later asked me why she couldn't get on Facebook. FML

Today , mah teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68.

#20153506
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21961) - you deserved it (3919)

On 11/07/2012 at 1:39pm - work - by Owen - Canada (Alberta)



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